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Mildenhall, dark night, couple of mates in balaclavas and some of those bangy things that need testing
Spent 3 days at Lakenheath last year moving containers around the base.
When I arrived at the main gate my inane sense of humour got the better of me, yet again , and while my wagon was being inspected I stuck a banana in my trouser pocket in a John Wayne stylee and challenged the 14 year old airman on guard duty to a draw. I am happy to admit that he had no discernible sense of humour .
And they might just shoot you tooNever wind up the guy with the gun on the gate, they always have the upper hand. If they want to get difficult, they can have you there for hours, if not days while they check, search, double check, search again ........
If that trick was pulled if I was gate commander the person would of been arrested by the MOD Police, charges brought.your lucky you didn’t go to the “special room”
not the sort of place for humor, of any sort
What’s the name of the man with the gun ............ Sir!If that trick was pulled if I was gate commander the person would of been arrested by the MOD Police, charges brough.
They and their company would of lost their MOD Clearance.
And they might just shoot you too
And they might just shoot you too
your lucky you didn’t go to the “special room”
not the sort of place for humor, of any sort
I’ve been to more than my fair share of places with MP. Extensive personal details always provided in advance, checked made then they think about giving you access
******* around with armed guards at the gate isn’t what to do, even if they only look 14
Spent 3 days at Lakenheath last year moving containers around the base.
When I arrived at the main gate my inane sense of humour got the better of me, yet again , and while my wagon was being inspected I stuck a banana in my trouser pocket in a John Wayne stylee and challenged the 14 year old airman on guard duty to a draw. I am happy to admit that he had no discernible sense of humour .
You were treading on thin ice there. . Never try to make any comments to Immigration personnel in the States, they've all had the 'pleasant-ness' bypass.
yep. Couple of months after I had returned from Iraq I had to go to Miami. They kept me in a room at the airport for 3 hours. No explanation or communication
That's a racism compensation claim!!
Ill let you do the honours
I had that in Minneapolis, but without any discernible reason. Had to sit in a massive waiting room for two hours while huge guys with guns came out and yelled at terrified passengers - things like "WE KNOW YOU'RE LYING! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!"yep. Couple of months after I had returned from Iraq I had to go to Miami. They kept me in a room at the airport for 3 hours. No explanation or communication