I'm dead

[Tinbasherdan]

Well, it was nice knowing you fella.

 

[dobbslc]

Hay ****** when you wear out the shovel your digging that hole with, I'll send you mine....

 

[taycat]

shovel? need a jcb at least.

 

[roofman]

Is it possible you could send me a ****** deciphering manual when you get a bit of time.

..when your finnished can i have a read

 

[dunk]

make up your own answer from this lot
http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/textmessageabbreviations.asp

 

[Pete.]

What's a jethro?

One half of an Ecky Thump?

 

[ajlelectronics]

..when your finnished can i have a read

When your what finished?

 

[Tigman]

and never say " I dont punch above my weight " it doesnt go down well !

 

[roofman]

When your what finished?

http://www.mig-welding.co.uk/forum/threads/im-dead.56372/#post-674738

 

[taycat]

Its cost me fish me and chip suppers with mushy peas all rd with tea cakes and couple of bottles of dandelion and Burdock.

 

[colnerov]

Its cost me fish me and chip suppers with mushy peas all rd with tea cakes and couple of bottles of dandelion and Burdock.

Hi, I suspect that may have been the goal from the off.

Colin

 

[CRB]

 

[eSCHEn]

Its cost me fish me and chip suppers with mushy peas all rd with tea cakes and couple of bottles of dandelion and Burdock.

A small price to pay in the run of things mate

Hi, I suspect that may have been the goal from the off.

Colin

No, surely not Colin. You couldn't possibly be insinuating that they somehow manipulated things could you?

 

[colnerov]

A small price to pay in the run of things mate

No, surely not Colin. You couldn't possibly be insinuating that they somehow manipulated things could you?

Well, call me a cynical old Hector.

 

[MattF]

Its cost me fish me and chip suppers with mushy peas all rd with tea cakes and couple of bottles of dandelion and Burdock.

That's when quoting the first part of the saying: "A moment on the lips..." can save you a few bob. Won't do you any favours in other ways though, but what the hell, you're a Yorkshireman matey. Get your priorities in order.

 

[CRB]

Well, call me a cynical old Hector.