Harsh, but with a whiff of gritty realism.Old farts reminiscing about old tarts.
And be ambidextrous!They taught me to count to 99
Just a clarification point but it's unlikely to be shorting it in the classical sense but you will be attenuating it.I've had trouble with my phone reception and now think that's because it's in a case that's dirty and shorting out the antenna.
I've just cleaned it so will wait to see if reception is improved.