I can't believe it's not more butter

[voipio]

WTD is that? My eyes can't compute that image, I've had a bottle of wine though)


It would indeed be awesome but I'd get banned for posting a picture of a sexual act on myself

Would that act involve the bottle of wine you "had"??

 

[ajlelectronics]

Asked an AI model to generate me an image...

Is this "better"?

It's a Pussy Willow!

 

[Screwdriver]

It's still sugar.

Indeed but "it ain't honey unless it came out of a bees 4rse"™

 

[Gareth J]

If there was ever a product that could be the figurehead of UPF, surely it's ICBINB.

An early adopter, explicitly aiming to emulate a low processed food, while creating big profit margins and being more damaging to health than the thing it's pretending to be.

The sat fat and cardiovascular disease link disappears without UPF. Unless you heat it so hard you do wierd things to its structure. Though recipes using burnt butter are unfortunately irresistible.

 

[Screwdriver]

Pretty sure I have only ever eaten ma**ger**e one or twice in my life. Even then, only by accident.

Should be called 'I Can't Believe you Would Eat That!"

Effectively they are little more than an industrial grease.

 

[Brad93]

I thought the rumour was Margarine was developed as an animal feed for fattening up turkeys.

Horrible stuff. Years of clever advertising got my mother hook line and sinker, i bet flora etc made fortunes. Full of palm oil too.

 

[julianthegypsy]

They do both. Somme marketing think-tank has determined that we will not object to smaller price increases, & the shrinkage will go unnoticed.

In reality, the game was up ages ago - as nobody could fail to spot it when Wagon Wheels suddenly shrank to being Shopping Trolley Wheels

Actually, wagon wheels have always been bigger than they are now! Toblerone on the other hand were definitely closer together...

 

[Morrisman]

Every man should always know where his can opener is.

I can't remember the last time I used it, everything is ring pull nowadays, from baked beans, to dog food. Beer cans too.

 

[badabec]

Margarine was created by Hippolyte Mege-Mouries in 1869 in response to a challenge by Emperor Napoleon III to create a butter substitute from beef tallow for the armed forces and lower classes.
(Wikipedia)

 

[Erie Fred]

Just opened a tub of I can't belive it's not butter,
I can't belive the packing machine is working correctly but checked against a old tub and they have dropped the contents from 500g to 450g. Tubs are still the same size..
I can't believe there is not some sort of law about wasting excessive plastic packaging..

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So with all the inflation going on, the've printed new labels, now you want new plactic molds made ?
Give it some time, they will.

 

[Screwdriver]

Spit not sh*t. Learn a bit about honey bees?

Adjust your humour sensors.

 

[northwest]

There is no known food group that cannot be improved upon by the addition of butter, cream or cheese.
I often make my own butter the way my dad showed me. I go to one of the dairy farms and get a half gallon of cream, I then make butter, I know what is in it that way.

 

[redlig]

There is no known food group that cannot be improved upon by the addition of butter, cream or cheese.
I often make my own butter the way my dad showed me. I go to one of the dairy farms and get a half gallon of cream, I then make butter, I know what is in it that way.

A trick I learned about making butter is to hold the can of cream at arms length and gently sway it from side to side in front of you. That way you can say it's ..............?

 

[500e]

Even Andre is smaller & less sheet's