Barking Mat
Cuddler of hedgehogs.
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- France, Brittany.
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If they knew what you were thinking Wedgie, they would say “dirty old man”I recall standing in a pub in Porstmouth with my dad when I spotted him eyeing up the same talent I was - he said "I can still remember how, I just can't remember why."
I'm at the stage now with the 'passing talent' where even if I was thirty years younger, I'd still be too old![]()
If they knew what you were thinking Wedgie, they would say “dirty old man”![]()
Remember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.That's the fundamental problem though: old men do not fancy old women.![]()
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Don’t swell, don’t tell & grateful as wellyoung men - grab a grannymany a fine tune played on an old fiddle
tues evenings was grab a granny night in the pubs at yarm it heaves
Remember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.![]()
Don’t get me wrong, my wife is great, I wouldn’t change her for the worldRemember the old Fred Wedlock song ..... Your as old as the women you feel. I’m 70 & my wife is 69, so not much scope for improvement there.![]()
I'm over 70 but often feel like a 20 year old. But where the hell do you get one at 11o'clock on a Sunday morning?
Ring the “agency”I'm over 70 but often feel like a 20 year old. But where the hell do you get one at 11o'clock on a Sunday morning?
I’m with Oscar Wilde on this, a lady should never admit to anything over 35 years of age. I myself have been 35 for a long time now.![]()