Funniest used van ad ever!

[ukracer]

Is it possible to polish a white turd??

Well it looks good to me..lol

 

[ukracer]

Ha ha ha, great write up and he currently has 14 bidders.

35 now...lol

 

[pint]

good vans, better load bay then the berlingo/partners

they rot like an bastid old ford tho

 

[mr haynes]

A one page mot fail, surely that's a win?

 

[Pigeon_Droppings2]

Is it possible to polish a white turd??

everyone knows you can't polish a turd!...you can however roll it in glitter and then everyone things it's wonderful

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

everyone knows you can't polish a turd!...you can however roll it in glitter and then everyone things it's wonderful

Looks pretty shiny to me. Plenty of zeros on its age though.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

everyone knows you can't polish a turd!...you can however roll it in glitter and then everyone things it's wonderful

Then sell it at a huge price, or lodge it in a gallery and call it art.

 

[James1979]

Then sell it at a huge price, or lodge it in a gallery and call it art.

Stuff a bulb in and sell it on Etsy….

 

[Barking Mat]

I got an email of eBay saying an hour left, the other day.

I think it was at £275.

I see it sold for £550 !

 

[Onthespotwelding]

I got an email of eBay saying an hour left, the other day.

I think it was at £275.

I see it sold for £550 !

You forgot to add on £1000 for the welding!

 

[tom2207]

less than I thought ,, be nice when its finished though ...

 

[redlig]

Is it possible to polish a white turd??

A lot of people do and a lot of people pay good money for them.

 

[Bobupndown]

was it the 18 had a turbo , and the earlier 16s didnt ,,
I had a 1.6 non turbo and it was grand , the 1.8s did in heads from memory I had a 1.4 petrol too saz5454 , it was an ex police dog van and I did 225, 000 miles in it running from Belfast to Dublin to work 5 nights a week , for a lot of years ,, yep a thousand miles a week commute ,,,

Wow don't fancy that journey every day, mind numbing on that A1/ M1 / M50 (Though to be fair the crazy driving on the M50 does make you pay attention)

Shall we all just buy it?

Welding forum members project?

With the combined knowledge and experience on here it would be the the best escort van around!

Ok, where will I send my 25p?

 

[tom2207]

Wow don't fancy that journey every day, mind numbing on that A1/ M1 / M50 (Though to be fair the crazy driving on the M50 does make you pay attention)

Ok, where will I send my 25p?

at the times I was doing the run it was through ballbriggan and the drogheda , although the bypass was open when I ended , I watched them build the tunnel too , so it was swords as well ,,, but only two speed cameras ... some nights I think I drove home more on memory than visuals ,,, yep , lots of miles. Oh foot and mouth was in there too , so border checkpoints too. the joys of it all.

 

[Onthespotwelding]

I doubt it would come to that much - even if buying in the new sections?

Depends how bad it is once you get stuck in to it…. It’s a Ford after all.