Evil Bar Steward

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Today I was called an “Evil Bar Steward”.

I think that was not nice, let me explain.

I was helping a friend change the engine in his Kramer front loader, so we got and engine and the spares we need. Noticeably a new drive belt, and a rear end seal.

The spares arrived, but 2 rear end seals. My plan was hatched.

Today it went well, not one issue.

My friends replaced the drive belt, rear end seal and done a full service on the replacement engine. Even got to run before we fitted it.

So, out with the old, in with the new. Plus a few small little tidy up jobs.

Even the coffee machine was treated to a deep clean.

So, the tidy up was started.

All done and dusted.

I pointed out the “new rear end seal”, then stood back.

After 30 minutes of bad words, I was shocked.

I fessed up.

Was that evil?

I think not.

 

[Spark plug]

Nothing I wouldn't take greate amusement in

 

[Wallace]

A nice bit of forward planning there, like it.

 

[daleyd]

Your an ex matelot, I'd say that would be fairly standard practice.....

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

My weekend of mayhem continued today.

At short notice I was asked to run some bread, milk and some simple food stuff to my sister house, as she will not have time when she gets back from her holiday.

Really, Tesco open 24 hours you know.

So a grumpy Vark grabs the keys from Mums and goes round.

Oh look, the fridge and freezer are the same make, and both under the counter type.

So I swooped them round, less than 10 mins. work.

I returned the key and went home.

Now I wait.

 

[eSCHEn]

My weekend of mayhem continued today.

At short notice I was asked to run some bread, milk and some simple food stuff to my sister house, as she will not have time when she gets back from her holiday.

Really, Tesco open 24 hours you know.

So a grumpy Vark grabs the keys from Mums and goes round.

Oh look, the fridge and freezer are the same make, and both under the counter type.

So I swooped them round, less than 10 mins. work.

I returned the key and went home.

Now I wait.

I like you Aardvark

 

[bump]

I found it was better to swap the door hinges on them and leave the handle where it was.

 

[TurtleDude]

My weekend of mayhem continued today.

At short notice I was asked to run some bread, milk and some simple food stuff to my sister house, as she will not have time when she gets back from her holiday.

Really, Tesco open 24 hours you know.

So a grumpy Vark grabs the keys from Mums and goes round.

Oh look, the fridge and freezer are the same make, and both under the counter type.

So I swooped them round, less than 10 mins. work.

I returned the key and went home.

Now I wait.

With friends like you, who needs enemas?