Elbow Grease

[selectedgrub]

3 days of looking at chocolate starfishes and leather walnuts?
Money well spent.

 

[DAPPH]

even washing up liquids bad for hands it dries the skin out and removes the natural oils

" Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face , use mild green fairy liquid " .. With a teaspoon of sugar & work a few drops of warm water to mobilize the oils & ingrained grime .
Then use a cheap lanolin based skin rejuvenator to keep the skin hydrated after you've correctly washed , rinsed & properly dried them off.
Failing that Borax powder , simple plain bar soap & a gnuine bristle nail brush works exceedingly well for " mechanic's & sweeps dirty hands ".

 

[DAPPH]

3 days of looking at chocolate starfishes and leather walnuts?
Money well spent.

No not quite like you say , is that your specialism .

But scrotums , todgers , anal cracks , buttocks , legs & arms ...... peeling festering messes rendering the bearers incapable of work & likely to be medically retired early in life. .

 

[colnerov]

No not quite like you say , is that your specialism .

But scrotums , todgers , anal cracks , buttocks , legs & arms ...... peeling festering messes rendering the bearers incapable of work & likely to be medically retired early in life. .

...and not allowed near the missus like that.