Drug advice needed

[Parm]

My take on events.

Young girl (with a mild Calpol addiction) is practicing her mortar pointing technique with bi-carb, using her favorite spoon.
She is suddenly disturbed by Frodo Baggins smoking a B&H running into her knee snapping said fag.

Frodo is mega p*ssed off as its his last and demands repair, Gollum turns up with an offer of rizlas for fag repair in exchange for the Ring!
Saruman spots all this from above, arrives and Frodo, Gollum scarper

Saruman praises the girl for her pointing technique but offers advice on ratio/mix of mortar to bi-carb, then proceeds to build the largest Camberwell carrot ever and tells the girl to buzz off -

I have tomorrow off and am just back from the pub

Looks like we have a highly credibly second version of events

Perhaps more credible than my version of credible events

More drinks to discuss ?

 

[Morris]

I've just returned from a brewery.
I have nothing to add.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

@Parm
so that new job of yours is a detective then?

Henceforth aka 'Pinkerton Parm' then?

 

[Parm]

Henceforth aka 'Pinkerton Parm' then?

I like that

Lets get @8ob involved so i can be Pinkerton Parmster

I like that !!

 

[8ob]

I like that

Lets get @8ob involved so i can be Pinkerton Parmster

I like that !!

You would need to dress appropriately Parmster, you will need to choose a tweed. Perhaps follow it up with a title.

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Bob

 

[Parm]

You would need to dress appropriately Parmster, you will need to choose a tweed. Perhaps follow it up with a title.

Buy a Lord title pack | Buy a Lady title pack

English Lordship and Ladyship title packs for sale | English title with dedicated land | Refund guarantee | Beautiful personalised title pack

www.lordtitles.co.uk

Bob

For 25 quid I’m gonna buy one

Will a yooof boy hoodie not do?