Drug advice needed

[Parm]

and it proves you didnt block me i knew u couldnt resist

Actually I unblocked you a few nights ago

 

[Parm]

Agree with this, no way would crack be caked on the spoon like that.

Crack usually needs to be burnt in a spoon and inhaled

I’ve watched the film Trainspotting

 

[bricol]

Crack usually needs to be burnt in a spoon and inhaled

I’ve watched the film Trainspotting

oooh . . . Can do that with the spoon . . H&S you know . . the fumes from the burning plastic . . .

 

[stuvy]

oooh . . . Can do that with the spoon . . H&S you know . . the fumes from the burning plastic . . .

With the shape of that spoon you get a double hit

 

[Parm]

With the shape of that spoon you get a double hit

First intoxicant hit comes from the dioxins comming off the burning plastic

 

[Parm]

oooh . . . Can do that with the spoon . . H&S you know . . the fumes from the burning plastic . . .

See below, lol

 

[roofman]

Poor girl might of just had a yogurt followed by a ciggy

 

[bourbon]

Poor girl might of just had a yogurt followed by a ciggy

Yogurt must have gone off by the state of that spoon

 

[Parm]

Poor girl might of just had a yogurt followed by a ciggy

Fine, but what are the fag papers for?

 

[pawsnizzy]

Fine, but what are the fag papers for?

Touching off a work piece on the Mill?

 

[roofman]

Fine, but what are the fag papers for?

wipe her asss

 

[stuvy]

Fine, but what are the fag papers for?

To put in her pants to stop the skid marks

From jay and silent Bob

 

[Parm]

Touching off a work piece on the Mill?

There you go. Mystery solved

Broken fag thrown away by a posh ****

Medicine spoon lost by a passing doctor

Fag papers discarded by an engineer

Ladies and gentlemen, please thank me. I solved this case in only two forum pages

 

[stuvy]

There you go. Mystery solved

Broken fag thrown away by a posh ****

Medicine spoon lost by a passing doctor

Fag papers discarded by an engineer

Ladies and gentlemen, please thank me. I solved this case in only two forum pages

Get yourself a tall drink youv earned it mate

 

[Parm]

Get yourself a tall drink youv earned it mate

It’s because of the tall drink I’ve been able to solve this mystery, lol

 

[Parm]

wipe her asss

There’s always one to lower the tone on a serious subject

 

[bourbon]

@Parm
so that new job of yours is a detective then?

 

[Gragson]

Knock on door, answer door, neighbour come to collect her parcel I had taken in earlier, then a young girl come from around the side of my house saying sorry wrong house and disappears down the road, we both walk to the kerb and watch her walk down the road, i say to neighbour bet you she looks back and she did twice, so I go and check out my sidegate and find these on the floor, standard rizlas. long rizlas, busted b+h ciggy and the white spoon with powder on it, note how clean the spoon is!
Anyway I guess its drug gear, but did not know you could smoke the white powder?

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My take on events.

Young girl (with a mild Calpol addiction) is practicing her mortar pointing technique with bi-carb, using her favorite spoon.
She is suddenly disturbed by Frodo Baggins smoking a B&H running into her knee snapping said fag.

Frodo is mega p*ssed off as its his last and demands repair, Gollum turns up with an offer of rizlas for fag repair in exchange for the Ring!
Saruman spots all this from above, arrives and Frodo, Gollum scarper

Saruman praises the girl for her pointing technique but offers advice on ratio/mix of mortar to bi-carb, then proceeds to build the largest Camberwell carrot ever and tells the girl to buzz off -

I have tomorrow off and am just back from the pub

 

[Parm]

@Parm
so that new job of yours is a detective then?

That was my old job.

Here I’m just the lackie

 

[Parm]

My take on events.

Young girl (with a mild Calpol addiction) is practicing her mortar pointing technique with bi-carb, using her favorite spoon.
She is suddenly disturbed by Frodo Baggins smoking a B&H running into her knee snapping said fag.

Frodo is mega p*ssed off as its his last and demands repair, Gollum turns up with an offer of rizlas for fag repair in exchange for the Ring!
Saruman spots all this from above, arrives and Frodo, Gollum scarper

Saruman praises the girl for her pointing technique but offers advice on ratio/mix of mortar to bi-carb, then proceeds to build the largest Camberwell carrot ever and tells the girl to buzz off -

I have tomorrow off and am just back from the pub

Funny you mention that. My genius answer was also constructed after returning from the pub

The pub seems to be an educational establishment