Drink the internet and self control !

[roblane65]

well where tostart . I'm going to be honest here ( this is taking a while to type ) IVE ALWAYS HAD A BIT OF A PROBLEM with the booze , when to stop beoing the problem but Ive sort of got to the point with age that I no when to give up ( older and wiser that sort of rubbish ) I 've just got in from the pub the first time in I don't know how long . Well i thought tell us the story's what udid when shouldn't have whe n theres been more sherbert involved net related or not the p**head of shame !

 

[Bullet2012]

posted something on a forum that is unreadable.

 

[Morrisman]

well where tostart . I'm going to be honest here ( this is taking a while to type ) IVE ALWAYS HAD A BIT OF A PROBLEM with the booze , when to stop beoing the problem but Ive sort of got to the point with age that I no when to give up ( older and wiser that sort of rubbish ) I 've just got in from the pub the first time in I don't know how long . Well i thought tell us the story's what udid when shouldn't have whe n theres been more sherbert involved net related or not the p**head of shame !

I always had a bit of a drink problem, never knew when enough was enough....

...but moving over to Thailand 32 years ago, where they had dirt cheap beer, and 24 hour go go bars, and lots and lots and lots and lots of sweet young things who would 'lub you long time' for chump change.....

....well, there are stories enough to fill several books, but I could never repeat them in the public domain.

 

[Wedg1e]

Got fixed up on a blind date may years ago with a friend of a friend, who was widowed in her 20s and had a young lad.
Four of us had an evening in the pub, to be followed by munchies back at the date's place.
Alas, I tried to match my mate bottle for bottle on Newcastle Brown (when it still was brewed in the Toon).
I recall hanging onto the bathroom carpet while the date mopped my neck with a wet flannel, and shortly after the three of them unceremoniously dumped me in the son's bed for the night while they carried on.
The bed springs were absolutely shot, not enough to be a problem for a kid of 4 or 5 but I woke up with my spine like a banana as I'd apparently spent the entire night face down.
Never did get a sh*g.

 

[AVI_8]

Been on a Christmas night out?

 

[frank horton]

only ever been drunk once......just 19...

was working in Turin, all food and drink on the firm.....
at a really nice resto and they kept filling up the karaffe with what went down like pop....
they found me sleeping at the bottom of the celler stairs.....
never again thank u....

 

[selectedgrub]

Drink the internet.
That would make a cool T Shirt.

Eat the modem.

 

[zzr1200]

And then there's the, I'll just have a quick look on "The Bay of Fleas", to wake up with a sore head and "A Purchase Notification" and an empty wallet.....................

 

[Bornfree]

And then there's the, I'll just have a quick look on "The Bay of Fleas", to wake up with a sore head and "A Purchase Notification" and an empty wallet.....................

And a 300 mile drive because you didn't notice. Collection only.

 

[Other Daniel]

 

[dobbslc]

And then there's the, I'll just have a quick look on "The Bay of Fleas", to wake up with a sore head and "A Purchase Notification" and an empty wallet.....................

I did that after a few JD's,

I'd sold it two years earlier then found it on Ebay one night...
I still have it after 20 odd years!

 

[slim_boy_fat]

When I read the thread title, my first thought was "Eats shoots and leaves"

 

[beeRS]

Well i thought tell us the story's what udid when shouldn't have whe n theres been more sherbert involved

Proposed to my, now, wife

 

[JOEPRO]

Someone will have a sore head this morning me thinks

 

[Seadog]

When I read the thread title, my first thought was "Eats shoots and leaves"

My current read.

 

[8ob]

Drink and clubbing should be banned, stumbled out of way too many nightclubs in the past with what I believed to be eye candy on my arm and been proven very wrong once under the street lights

Bob

 

[Morrisman]

Drink and clubbing should be banned, stumbled out of way too many nightclubs in the past with what I believed to be eye candy on my arm and been proven very wrong once under the street lights

Bob

I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few.....

 

[Bullet2012]

Drink and clubbing should be banned, stumbled out of way too many nightclubs in the past with what I believed to be eye candy on my arm and been proven very wrong once under the street lights

Bob

At least it wasn’t under the duvet when you found out and it had the wrong contents in its pants

 

[Maker]

where they had dirt cheap beer

Not dirt cheap any more, 200 baht for a small bottle of Chang in most bars I visited!

 

[Other Daniel]