Diverse Linguistic derivation & deviation of the multitudinous regional dialects of..

[elebub]

Im a Yorkshireman, so wennit cums ter speekin kweenz english therz nobdy betteran uz.

Bristol (or Brissle) will run you a close second as in "Watchoo fridays egzin, moat royal?

My wife added a new word the other day. She meant to say "I'm confused" but in her agitated state it came out as "I'm confuffed". So from now on, to be confused and f***ed off is confuffed. You heard it here first.

 

[Wozzaaah]

Beamer - red face, as in
'Look at the gurt beamer on ee.' - 'My hasn't that chap got a ruddy complexion'

 

[marknotgeorge]

Two fer the price of one:

Look at that mardarse, anty got a bag on. - That man's rather upset.

I didn't think my Derbyshire accent was that strong, until I realised that I was pronouncing 'please' with two syllables: 'plee-yuz'.

 

[jugs]

we have one at work used every days had it 3 years jus a cheapo wickes one still goign strong
i have a hobby one i paid 6 quid from aldi new does all it needs to for taht price

troy

S Yorks

 

[jugs]

S Wales

Tidy = good, aff tidy = very good.

This pinta Brains tin aff tidy init butty. = This measure of Brains best bitter is superlative, would you not agree old chap.