123hotchef
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and because he gave that answer, he got off scott free.You could end up like the Scotsman who appeared in Court, charged with illegal whisky production after receiving a visit from The Excise Man.
When asked by the Judge if he had anything to say before the Court retired to consider it's verdict, he replied "Yes, Your Honour, you may as well charge me with rape too."
Suitably confused, the Judge asked the obvious "Why". "Well.....", said the defendant, ".....I have the equipment for that too". [You'll have to supply your own Highland accent for that one]![]()