Left car at SIL whilst on winter break, Anyway wife's been in touch with daughter and he chirps in saying he had to move car for some reason or other and it seemed a bit slow starting (Been stood a month outside) so he's let it run for a while with the head lights on so it will charge faster, me, EH, Oh yeah we do it with HGVs all the time. Me, bullocks. Am I missing something here and been wrong all my life.
Norm.
Norm.



So what does he do with is new to him secondhand 18 month old car the next week end . Wearing his Lycra Lout Lemons he only goes & ties his & his wife's racing cycles to the boot lid using string with two bit of cardboard under them to stop them scratching things . Off they went full of civil service smugness & matching outfits . He came back less than half an hour later …... no bikes and dozens of deep scrapes & scratches where the bikes had been .
I could hear his missus bending his ears all afternoon about how much the new car had cost as well as losing their expensive racing bikes .