Can't believe this........

[slim_boy_fat]

Been having a pc 'clean up' and found this file, if I've posted this one before please ignore this , but it's difficult to believe any retail outlet would sell this without proof reading first

 

[voipio]

Has it got a lamp and a pressure gauge fitted?? ;-))

 

[weldvandal]

they obviously did not spell DUMB ELM properly

 

[Melvyn Best]

I brought a new parachute years ago with a warning label that said
“ DO NOT USE AS A PARACHUTE”

 

[johnik]

 

[johnik]

 

[Pete.]

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Whomever thought to highlight that bit should have kept on reading...

 

[brightspark]

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some prick must have wrote the safety data

 

[stevethegrease]

Well theres a real bargain then , maybe I should have 3

 

[Nomad]