Cable tie dispenser

[chunkolini]

I have been packing my workshop up for the last few days, almost finished. A gruesome job.
Today it was put all the strip and bar on a pallet. I like to keep them sorted by size so cable tie them together. I kept dropping the damned things so I used my initiative.

 

[Spark plug]

Just don't forget ware you put them.

 

[lshigham]

Hahaha brilliant! Would be even better if you forget they're in there and pop out...

 

[Wendelspanswick]

I was doing some work in a small telephone call centre recently, when we had the really hot spell, and one of the girls came back from the local supermarket with a panty liner stuck to her forehead!
After the rest of the staff had stopped laughing and pointed it out to her she was mortified, apparently she had put the panty liner in the icebox of the fridge before sticking it to her forehead as she was so hot and then completely forgot about it before going to lunch, she was wondering why people were staring at her!

 

[chunkolini]

I did once go to the local Spar with two pencils stuck in there.
Funny looks all the way down the street.

 

[roofman]

Classic

 

[chunkolini]

Wendel. Beer on the screen moment.

 

[CRB]

I have seen various types of body modification, but that must rate alongside Henna tattoos but even cheaper and less durable.

?What next MMA rods?

 

[drjim]

Many of the nurses at work stick pens trough their ponytail./hair in the same way, I like it. I used to hold a pen on my ear in joiner style but was told it wasn't appropriate for a doctor. Nowadays I get told off for wearing a watch but they probably wouldn't mind the pen behind the ear. Crazy world....

 

[the snooper]

Many of the nurses at work stick pens trough their ponytail./hair in the same way, I like it. I used to hold a pen on my ear in joiner style but was told it wasn't appropriate for a doctor. Nowadays I get told off for wearing a watch but they probably wouldn't mind the pen behind the ear. Crazy world....

its a crazy world when they complain you have a pen behind you ear, maybe they should put their time to better use

 

[normspanners]

Nowadays I get told off for wearing a watch

And yet nurses wear watches on their chest !!

 

[the snooper]

And yet nurses wear watches on their chest !!

steady norm don't get all flustered

 

[normspanners]

UUUUUUU MATRON
WOOD you like to take my temperature?

 

[Woody.v8]

UUUUUUU MATRON
WOOD you like to take my temperature?

You called?....................oh different kind of wood

 

[drjim]

A wristwatch is apparently fatal for patients because it is covered in GERMS. Patients feet etc are presumably sterile meaning my watch is not acceptable

 

[the snooper]

A wristwatch is apparently fatal for patients because it is covered in GERMS. Patients feet etc are presumably sterile meaning my watch is not acceptable

I would also doubt that your wrist or arm is sterile, how far do you go

 

[Woody.v8]

I would also doubt that your wrist or arm is sterile, how far do you go

Yes because banning arms on doctors would be a step too far!

 

[normspanners]

I would also doubt that your wrist or arm is sterile, how far do you go

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

 

[the snooper]

Yes because banning arms on doctors would be a step too far!

I think you could be right there but if a doctor touched someone with their watch would it be any worse then their wrist or arm ?

 

[the snooper]

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

that must be the reason norm