broomstick

[Anguz]

i have just given my wife a new broom
she hasn't nade a connection with Halloween yet
so far i am still alive

 

[My Old Landy]

i have just given my wife a new broom
she hasn't nade a connection with Halloween yet
so far i am still alive

Brave Man.....

 

[mtt.tr]

Updates us in the morning if you can

 

[mike os]

Cause of death..... ?

 

[mtt.tr]

Cause of death..... ?

I wouldn't want to be the coroner!

 

[MattF]

Cause of death..... ?

I'm guessing a broomstick rammed somehere it oughtn't be.

 

[RichardM]

Hope it's a lot quicker than her old one

 

[Tom O]

i have just given my wife a new broom
she hasn't nade a connection with Halloween yet
so far i am still alive

Too suttle wait for her to call saying she needs a ride and send the broom in a taxi!

 

[pawsnizzy]

I'm guessing a broomstick rammed somehere it oughtn't be.

Probably rough end first too!

 

[stuvy]

i have just given my wife a new broom
she hasn't nade a connection with Halloween yet
so far i am still alive

pm me your address will gladly empty the garage for your widow

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

I'm guessing a broomstick rammed somehere it oughtn't be.

Have you ever looked into the origins of the witches broom. :O

Well they did ride them...

 

[MattF]

I haven't, but now I'm intrigued.

 

[Slowcoach]

Maybe have been too subtle, could have got a pointy hat too.

 

[Anguz]

ha.... i pointed it out to her late last night... she laughed

for some reason my mushrooms on my fry up tasted strange this morning

 

[MattF]

ha.... i pointed it out to her late last night... she laughed

for some reason my mushrooms on my fry up tasted strange this morning

If you survive the first food poisoning session, you become quite resilient to it. I did.

 

[rtcosic]

Damn! I got all excited by mentally adding '120' onto that before remembering yesterday's date.

 

[TechnicAl]

Gave the MIL one for years, she never cottoned on......used to tell her friends

 

[eLuSiVeMiTe]

I haven't, but now I'm intrigued.

So did you find out?

 

[MattF]

So did you find out?

Not as yet.

 

[MattF]

So did you find out?

It's one way of getting high.