Boy racers

[scarecrow]

Their latest trick around here is driving around the countryside in the middle of the night grabbing wheelie-bens and holding on to them until they get enough of speed up and then releasing them a friend of mine showed me his car yesterday with the back door and back wing badly dented how would they like it if somebody done the same to their cars

 

[Lippyp]

Roadside bomb should sort them out, I'm sure there's someone around over there with an idea how to make em..............

 

[migmag]

The best way to deal with chavs is a paintball gun.

 

[Robotstar5]

Fill a wheelie bin with concrete and leave it in a prime spot.
Next morning you should find it lying on it's side with a torn off hand/arm still attached to the handle!

 

[klaatu]

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[lexi]

Fill a wheelie bin with concrete and leave it in a prime spot.
Next morning you should find it lying on it's side with a torn off hand/arm still attached to the handle!

lol!!!!

Alex

 

[Welderpaul]

This is what you need: http://sense4fun.com/speed-bump.php

The German speaking makes it twice as funny!

 

[dutchman]

The German speaking makes it twice as funny!

How about you speaking Dutch??

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[Drains]

How about you speaking Dutch??

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Fantastic.

For obvious reasons, I like
Paul, Snowy, Si - bieren van .. en Joe & wie!

and definitely

De missus sneaked op mij.

 

[MrFluffy]

Fill a wheelie bin with concrete and leave it in a prime spot.
Next morning you should find it lying on it's side with a torn off hand/arm still attached to the handle!

When I worked on the motorways we used to have some git come along and skittle all the cones at a certain time every day causing mayhem with them loose all over the live lanes and everything, cars swerving to miss them etc, so after a fortnight of this we did that with a traffic cone and put it in the layout so deep that they couldnt be hit accidentally, matey came along and skittled them deliberately until he met mr doctored cone and *boom*, new grille and bumper time.

Another time one of my mates rolled his car off a motorway in the works into a field alongside the motorway, and we went to recover it and there was a traffic cone packed tightly with dirt jammed in the front suspension A arm jamming the steering hard left. We got it out of him that he'd been doing the same every night too. And so the chi of the universe is balanced

 

[scarecrow]

This is what you need: http://sense4fun.com/speed-bump.php

I want one of them for Christmas

 

[rusty69bus]

instant contact adhesive smeared over the handle and over the sides of the bin, as one of there mates will certainley try to pull the bin to help his mate

 

[snowcat]

How about you speaking Dutch??

http://translate.google.com/transla...lding+brew+room&hl=nl&rls=com.microsoft:en-US

Wow 2 draden van pure ****e nu fantastisch, de mijne is een boogschutters proost Ratts,

 

[peterd51]

Hi,

speaking of Dutch...

Dutchman:

Isn't it chocolate letter day today?

And St. Niklaas Parade in Amsterdam on Saturday?

Regards
Peter

 

[dutchman]

Correct, well.... sort of...
Today is Sinterklaas, a day where good people receive presents and chocolate letters. Bad people get spanked by Zwarte Piet (Black Pete).

 

[snowcat]

Correct, well.... sort of...
Today is Sinterklaas, a day where good people receive presents and chocolate letters. Bad people get spanked by Zwarte Piet (Black Pete).

chocolate, pressies and spanking, It all sound good to me

 

[scarecrow]

Hi,

speaking of Dutch...

Dutchman:

Isn't it chocolate letter day today?

And St. Niklaas Parade in Amsterdam on Saturday?

Regards
Peter

And instead of coming from the North Pole in the sleigh he will be coming from Spain on a white horse

A couple of boy racers stuck to a wheelie bin well you don't need to be Einstein to figure out where I'm going to put them. Two choices leave them out to be collected or take them for the quick spin and give them a taste of their own medicine

 

[peterd51]

Hi,

white horse...yes, I remember.

Standing in Damm Square, Amsterdam, wondering what was going on and a Local explaining it was St Nik...

After a while I asked where the reindeer was and everybody fell about laughing...

Regards
Peter