Are all BMW drivers the same

[the snooper]

Funny you should say that because sometimes when driving the Z4 I get some nasty looks

just give em one back

 

[TAITSIE]

just give em one back

I do

 

[TAITSIE]

nahhh yours is the sports isnt it ??am i still on your christmas list

Of course you are

 

[711jrp]

Got a E39 530i M Sport and a Z4 2.5 and if I ever drove like the **** in the video I would sell them and buy a Fiesta or something

I don't want to be an ass or anything but being a fellow BMW driver I can't help it. There is no such thing as a E39 530i M sport.......

 

[TAITSIE]

hmmm i gotta beware of them then . not let them get the drop on me . mind u they hate dicing with whitevanman when it comes to a collision and damaging there beloved

Used to enjoy driving trucks or buses, taxis and whitevanman don't try and cut you up

 

[TAITSIE]

I don't want to be an ass or anything but being a fellow BMW driver I can't help it. There is no such thing as a E39 530i M sport.......

What have I got then ?

 

[711jrp]

^^^^ I never said I was a Doctor lol.......but I'm guessing A 530i sport.

 

[TAITSIE]

^^^^ I never said I was a Doctor lol.......but I'm guessing A 530i sport.

Also called the 530i M Sport because of the M Sport package , anyway its quick but I prefer driving the Z4 but I cant get driving it cos of my recent hip replacement

 

[711jrp]

No it's a sport package wrongly referred to a a M sport package, The only E39 with M in the name is a M5 like mine (see I told you I couldn't help being a ass). I also have a 540/6 sport drift car and a little Z3 as a daily.

 

[brightspark]

[quote="711jrp,The only E39 with M in the name is a M5 like mine (see I told you I couldn't help being a ass). I also have a 540/6 sport drift car and a little Z3 as a daily.[/quote]they all drift the rear end in the wet or snow

 

[711jrp]

^^^^ you know that....But the 540 has a little help from a welded diff and stiff as foook coil-overs that can drift on sandpaper.

 

[TAITSIE]

No it's a sport package wrongly referred to a a M sport package, The only E39 with M in the name is a M5 like mine (see I told you I couldn't help being a ass). I also have a 540/6 sport drift car and a little Z3 as a daily.

Lets agree to differ on this , life is too short to argue about the name of a car

 

[711jrp]

I'm not agreeing to anything.....you want to call your car a M" go get a "M". You are wrong and I am right. M is a way of life and has to be defended at all costs.

 

[TAITSIE]

Are you serious, this is forum where people enjoy light hearted banter . There are more important things in life than cars.

 

[Tiggy_dorset]

BMW drivers...tut!...They are all the same

 

[711jrp]

No I'm Not serious............I really am having a little chuckle to myself, I think the clue might have been when I said "I couldn't help being a ass"




I can't be a ass I've got a M5

 

[BrokenBiker]

so why was my brothers 520i advertised, in a bmw dealership, as having the 'M sport package' when he bought it. As was my missus fathers 728i, my mates 523 and my uncles 530. If bmw themselves call it an m sport package...

anyway, back to the op, i had to drive the companies 740 to pick up some Germans coming over from volvo. Had to drive to Bristol airport from Cwmbran, pick them up then back to Cwmbran. The amount of little boys in fiestas and puntos that tried desperately to pass me on the motorway was unbelievable. I got a bit childish with one. I was touching 80 and he pulled out and started to creep past so i matched him and kept him out there till he gave up and pulled in again. He only looked about 12. Obviously with the Germans in the car i had to behave. That thing drank fuel too

 

[J.B. Welding]

Once worked with a guy who had a B5 Alpina and would not shut up about it. His nickname after 2 days was Al'penis head. Would he qualify as a Beemer driver for the purpose of the OP??

 

[Robotstar5]

I used to work for a German owned company and whenever any of the bosses, engineers etc. came over they would be driving Audi's

 

[Wallace]

I was cut up a couple of years back by an aggressively driven BMW scooting up the inside and cutting in. I saw this happen again several times with no great progress being made and I managed to get in a position where I could anticipate it happening again to someone else only this time we had hit the motorway and the Beemer was quite obviously heading for lane 3 through the gap. Sure enough, lane 1 to lane 3 across the bows and aft of two cars close together and quite obviously had not looked back into lane 3 where my large MPV was and my front bumper stoved the rear door in completely. I was surprised to see the driver was a now very white and shocked looking woman. BMW paint skidmarks apparently remove easily T-Cut.