Cobbler
Codger bodger
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- Location
- Gloucestershire UK
The brother of a colleague of mine worked on a track gang, apparently on one job the gang all stood back while a train went past, this guy was on the end of the line, when he noticed something bouncing down the track towards them coming at face level. He moved his head back & the next in line caught a humongous turd straight in the face!... you'll be lucky if it's only the tar.