chunkolini
celebrity artiste
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- Swansea
It is that time of year again. stupid men on stupid bikes flying down hill in North Devon.
The Ratking has been reborn. He has spent the last three years lying in the bindweed thinking about what might have been, he has gotten vindictive and evil. No longer some pimp ass piece of bikery, no now he has a hunger, a lust. For blood.
Like Stallone in The First Rocky movie, he has been on a mission of self improvement. Gone (well messed up) are the sexy curves, in is a butch macho style.
Grr grr, kill kill.
Technical details, the gurly forks have been braced up into a more manly musculature.
The back end? was a beautiful but floppy thing, no strength.
No more. Also check out the Chunkular genius in getting the chain to go through the frame, see the delicate artistic approach to engineering.
First weekend in July Porlock. Kill Kill Kill. No prisoners only victims.
Apologies for the extra photo it wont go away.
The next thing is to paint him with live yoghurt to get a proper organic patina.
Anybody who has made a crap bike deserves the chance to remove themselves from the gene pool and benefit their families.
Chunko'.
The Ratking has been reborn. He has spent the last three years lying in the bindweed thinking about what might have been, he has gotten vindictive and evil. No longer some pimp ass piece of bikery, no now he has a hunger, a lust. For blood.
Like Stallone in The First Rocky movie, he has been on a mission of self improvement. Gone (well messed up) are the sexy curves, in is a butch macho style.
Grr grr, kill kill.
Technical details, the gurly forks have been braced up into a more manly musculature.
The back end? was a beautiful but floppy thing, no strength.
No more. Also check out the Chunkular genius in getting the chain to go through the frame, see the delicate artistic approach to engineering.
First weekend in July Porlock. Kill Kill Kill. No prisoners only victims.
Apologies for the extra photo it wont go away.
The next thing is to paint him with live yoghurt to get a proper organic patina.
Anybody who has made a crap bike deserves the chance to remove themselves from the gene pool and benefit their families.
Chunko'.