Go on...have a guess

[BrokenBiker]

what do you think happened to me this evening whilst driving home?

Have a guess what happened the night before the car is due for its mot?

 

[the snooper]

craaaaash

 

[Omniata]

Windscreen cracked?

 

[octo0072000]

wrote it off ,set fire to it ,dropped it in the river, broke down , wheels fell off

 

[the snooper]

swapped it for a megane

 

[the snooper]

you was overtaken by one of your own wheels

 

[eSCHEn]

I gonna guess your luck finally changed.

You encountered an MOT tester who was broken down and you assisted them. In return they passed your motor FOC.

 

[BrokenBiker]

Well I didn't crash...

Accelerating out of a slow roundabout, no power, very very rough delivery of the little power it did have and cut out when clutch is depressed and revs drop...

Managed to limp home and opened the bonnet, top of valve cover is full of oil, plug wells on 1+2 are full of oil and the oil sump is...bone dry...

 

[Spark plug]

You got struck by lightning and, err, etc

 

[the snooper]

I gonna guess your luck finally changed.

You encountered an MOT tester who was broken down and you assisted them. In return they passed your motor FOC.

you have a good imagination

 

[moose]

someone's nicked the motor!

 

[eSCHEn]

you was overtaken by one of your own wheels

Been there. Got the T-Shirt. Threw out the complementary streaked brown undies...

 

[the snooper]

youve struck oil, sell it

 

[mpats]

So luck found you an exacted it's revenge for you having evaded it when you got rid of the megan then?

 

[Spark plug]

Well I didn't crash...

Accelerating out of a slow roundabout, no power, very very rough delivery of the little power it did have and cut out when clutch is depressed and revs drop...

Managed to limp home and opened the bonnet, top of valve cover is full of oil, plug wells on 1+2 are full of oil and the oil sump is...bone dry...

I suggest given your history with vehicles, you get a bicycle.

 

[the snooper]

I suggest given your history with vehicles, you get a bicycle.

how ironic you should post, are you covered in oil

 

[Parm]

There is a positive.... it's saved you the MOT fee

 

[octo0072000]

I suggest given your history with vehicles, you get a bicycle.

that would be no good either chain would snap wheels fall off etc brokenbiker can break anything

 

[WorkshopChris]

I suggest given your history with vehicles, you get a bicycle.

Possibly with solid tyres and no gears.

 

[BrokenBiker]

So luck found you an exacted it's revenge for you having evaded it when you got rid of the megan then?

Pretty much...

I haven't investigated any further than checking oil And pulling plug caps...

Any ideas before I inevitably have to pull it apart tomorrow...after cancelling the mot of course