The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Vark has a good day and made people laugh.
Disclaimer.
Now Mindy, my friend, have known each other for years, longer than I have known Mrs Vark, our friendship is based on bad jokes, bad taste, bad Land Rovers. I was her best man at her wedding to Liz, a whole different story.
So, after the usual struggle to see the nurse with the incompetent receptionist at the docs I saw the Nurse. Very good and always greats me with a smile. Long story short, stiches out and Winnie the Poo dressing.
Why? ‘Cus it is still my left foot.
Now to the “Do Not Try This” bit
No, don’t
I was invited back to Liz and Mindy house for a meal, this means something needs to be fixed.
It was true again. Liz car needs a MOT and a new exhaust, to be sorted today by a friend.
So, sat in the garden, a nice chilled white wine I said to Mindy:
“Bet you £1 that I can make your boobies wobble without touching them”
“Bet you can’t” said Liz.
“Bet I can”
Mindy chipped in, “Vark I am in a sports bra and well supported, I don’t think you can”
“You on for the bet”
Both agreed, and the coins placed on the table.
With that I leaned over, grabbed the items in question, gently and wobbled.
“Oh. Looks like I lost” sides the coins over.
Ques manic laughter. Well 2 people. Liz had just taken a mouth full of wine, it was wasted.
Totally worth it.
Made my day.
Disclaimer.
- Do not try this unless you.
- Know the person well enough.
- Can make a fast easy escape.
- Have a good legal team.
- Know the person well enough.
Now Mindy, my friend, have known each other for years, longer than I have known Mrs Vark, our friendship is based on bad jokes, bad taste, bad Land Rovers. I was her best man at her wedding to Liz, a whole different story.
So, after the usual struggle to see the nurse with the incompetent receptionist at the docs I saw the Nurse. Very good and always greats me with a smile. Long story short, stiches out and Winnie the Poo dressing.
Why? ‘Cus it is still my left foot.
Now to the “Do Not Try This” bit
No, don’t
I was invited back to Liz and Mindy house for a meal, this means something needs to be fixed.
It was true again. Liz car needs a MOT and a new exhaust, to be sorted today by a friend.
So, sat in the garden, a nice chilled white wine I said to Mindy:
“Bet you £1 that I can make your boobies wobble without touching them”
“Bet you can’t” said Liz.
“Bet I can”
Mindy chipped in, “Vark I am in a sports bra and well supported, I don’t think you can”
“You on for the bet”
Both agreed, and the coins placed on the table.
With that I leaned over, grabbed the items in question, gently and wobbled.
“Oh. Looks like I lost” sides the coins over.
Ques manic laughter. Well 2 people. Liz had just taken a mouth full of wine, it was wasted.
Totally worth it.
Made my day.
