What is the world coming to?

[wheresmejumper]

He won't get past feeding the pony for the first week

 

[rockweasel]

He won't get past feeding the pony for the first week

I've never heard that expression. Is that the same as "Helping a clown cross the road"?

 

[Cobbler]

I had to google it as well.

 

[wheresmejumper]

 

[wheresmejumper]

If those pics get deleted and norms mankini didn't then it's just not right

 

[Shox Dr]

He won't get past feeding the pony for the first week

Never hread that one before.

I guess you have to start somewhere

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Was DC third in some "Prat of the Year" contest?

 

[wheresmejumper]

He'll emerge after week 4 a new man

 

[Rrunnach]

I'd give him four nano seconds, before he has her looking like a painters radio!

 

[Cobbler]

I've never heard that expression. Is that the same as "Helping a clown cross the road"?

Tried googling that as well, didn't come up, I'm guessing playing pocket billiards?

 

[Cobbler]

He won't get past feeding the pony for the first week

When I was 16 & started work, I had to work a week in hand .........

 

[colnerov]

....Yes,but a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I expect there's no bush.

 

[Richard.]

I'd give him four nano seconds, before he has her looking like a painters radio!

That's quality
I actually spat my tea out reading that.

 

[Wedg1e]

....Yes,but a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but I expect there's no bush.

I always thought it was 'one in a bird's bush is worth two in the hand'...

 

[Wedg1e]

A MONTH ! WITH HER ? He'll come back looking like he's been hit by a bus.

Wasn't it Chubby Brown who said he had a c**k like a blind cobbler's thumb...?

 

[julianthegypsy]

I always thought it was 'one in a bird's bush is worth two in the hand'...

A push in the bush is worth two in the hand is what I remember...

 

[AndyStobbs]

That's quality
I actually spat my tea out reading that.

I'm stealing that expression myself lol

 

[Appyasme1]

Bit concerned by David Cameron trying to convince a pony to stay in the EU.Is that Eaton training for you.No doubt he will complain about his coat is scruffy

 

[dobbslc]

PMSL! Good old Chubby!

Wasn't it Chubby Brown who said he had a c**k like a blind cobbler's thumb...?

 

[Seadog]

I always thought it was 'one in a bird's bush is worth two in the hand'...

I thought it was 'One in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand'