Cable tie dispenser

[normspanners]

Thats a bit like " OH I think I can feel your wedding ring sorry, mate thats my wrist watch.

 

[Maker]

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

But you wear clothes that would give doctors such easy access.

 

[Woody.v8]

This has gone off topic again
Yes chunkolini, your storage facility in your chin nest is a splendid idea old boy

 

[Maker]

This has gone off topic again
Yes chunkolini, your storage facility in your chin nest is a splendid idea old boy

Back to the off-topic, can you store watches in your chin too chunko?

 

[the snooper]

This has gone off topic again
Yes chunkolini, your storage facility in your chin nest is a splendid idea old boy

but not a great deal else to say on the subject

 

[the snooper]

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

I just went back to the new posts page and thought you had created a new thread it said, rear end refurb but then I saw it was someone else

 

[normspanners]

Back to the off-topic, can you store watches in your chin too chunko?

I'll get my coat.

It should be your pajamas, my boy at this time of night.

 

[chunkolini]

One day we must arrange a forum pub meeting.
What a great bunch of minds meeting up.

 

[DAPPH]

And yet nurses wear watches on their chest !!

I've often liked watching some nurses chests does that help the situation ?

 

[chunkolini]

I have spent far too much time in hospitals.
If you are chest spotting you are probably not needing to be there.
You must be feeling better.

 

[normspanners]

Ha I think no matter how bad I am feeling---- I still chest watch, apparently I have done it since I was born, I blame my mother,
and hopefully the time I stop watching it wont be a nurse or doctor I need, it'll be the undertaker

 

[chunkolini]

I spent a week on my back looking at the roof trusses and working out which were under tension and compression. if I spotted a spider it became exciting.
I was ill.

 

[normspanners]

I've often liked watching some nurses chests does that help the situation ?

No but it helps the ----circulation.
Thats the only time you can get away with, staring blatantly at a nurses chest, all you need to say is I was just checking the time, it has taken me some time because your watch is upside down to me !!.

 

[normspanners]

I spent a week on my back looking at the roof trusses and working out which were under tension and compression. if I spotted a spider it became exciting.
I was ill.

HA HA I do that, I was on holiday few weeks ago and the wife caught me staring at the roof over the pool bar "are you checking the structure again " in my defense, at the time there where no breasts about------- but there where a load of t*ts about though ------diving in the pool.

 

[brightspark]

I have been packing my workshop up for the last few days, almost finished. A gruesome job.
Today it was put all the strip and bar on a pallet. I like to keep them sorted by size so cable tie them together. I kept dropping the damned things so I used my initiative.
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do u ever get bird nesting either welding or in the beard

 

[Kent]

Gosh pens & pencils behind the ear! I used to do that a load then on leaving the job I ended up chucking them in the glove box- often I had more pens in that handy cubby hole than in a branch of WH Smiths! Got cured of it when I spent a while selling posh cars, apparently its not appropriate. I think cable ties in the beard might have got me committed.

Often wonder how those with big beards don't end up setting them alight welding?

 

[pedrobedro]

I have seen various types of body modification, but that must rate alongside Henna tattoos but even cheaper and less durable.

?What next MMA rods?

I'll have to get my glasses, I just sat here for 5 minutes wondering why anyone would get their hernia tattooed ?

 

[pedrobedro]

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

Pedant alert Norm, it's a prostate gland, prostrate is the position you assume while it is being checked.

PS if the doctor has both hands on your shoulders be very worried.

 

[normspanners]

If you go in further than your watch, I'm sorry but you aint checkin my prostrate

dont know about pedant alert,--------this is a back peda-L alert

Sorry I misspelt my, it should have read me!!!

Hin fact Hi speek hinglish gooud Hi lurn it from a boook

 

[colnerov]

I'll have to get my glasses, I just sat here for 5 minutes wondering why anyone would get their hernia tattooed ?

What would you have tattooed on it?...Push?