Go into any motor factors or Agri supplies and get milking machine oil (a milking machine is basically a compressor with the input/output swapped over)



I have never thought about------- blowing a cow,-------- I think it is illegal.
Mind you there are some pretty ones.

I have never thought about------- blowing a cow,-------- I think it is illegal.
Mind you there are some pretty ones.
Wales where men are men and sheep are nervous.trust someone from Wales to come up with that![]()
I have never thought about------- blowing a cow,-------- I think it is illegal.
Mind you there are some pretty ones.
I had a car once that blew a seal!
I am not a as you call it a 'non-agri type' and have milked cows since I was 12, so I know exactly what a vacuum pump is like and what it does thanks
And I am sorry but you are wrong, in actual fact, The milking machine works on the principal of providing a vacuum that alternates and pulses with atmospheric pressure to draw milk from the teats. A continuous vacuum would soon become painful for the cow and cause teat damage and so the pulsating system used to milk provides a cycle that can, when correctly set, remove milk efficiently without damage to the teat or udder.
The correct vacuum and pulsation levels are essential to this process and are checked when a milking machine is fitted to the teats
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But it left me groggy, mrs had to drive home!
Mouth still feels slightly numb now, 9 hours later!
if you do reverse a milking machine into a compressor be very aware that any milky-ness in your paint is likely exactly as it seems
. I honestly didn't know you sucked the milk out of a cows udder I thought it all came from Tesco
. You could just blow it out via the nostrils much faster and catch it in the plastic bottles at the other end
this should give a large cost saving on time and pipe-work / machinery, important consideration with this price war going on at present.If you have been at the receiving end of a cow after being on fresh pasture and they blow out through the nostrils( sneeze/cough) just after lifting their tails i tell you watch out mate, I have seen a bucket full of smelly green semi liquid fly for several metres !!! at the speed of sh*te -------then slowly run down the shippon wall---------If you are lucky and it misses you. I'm sure they do it on purpose.You could just blow it out via the nostrils much faster and catch it in the plastic bottles
If you have been at the receiving end of a cow after being on fresh pasture and they blow out through the nostrils( sneeze/cough) just after lifting their tails i tell you watch out mate, I have seen a bucket full of smelly green semi liquid fly for several metres !!! at the speed of sh*te -------then slowly run down the shippon wall---------If you are lucky and it misses you. I'm sure they do it on purpose.
I don't really like cows much but they are so much better than sheep at breaking stuff I suppose I should appreciate them more. 