Are all BMW drivers the same

[Bill Edwards]

I've spent quite a lot of time on the roads driving tractors towing heavy loads quite slowly, and despite pulling over as often as possible it does test the patience of many people.

I've had just about all types of vehicle pass me in stupid and dangerous ways but I have noticed that BMW drivers are noticeably worse.
It's a great pity as my family have had BMW's for many years and they really are fantastic cars, and I was contemplating getting one a few years ago but got a Merc instead, but these days I'm glad not to have one as I'd hate to be tarred with the same brush.

As I say, a pity that such good cars are spoilt by idiots.



Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW?

A. The hedgehog has the pr***s on the outside.

 

[711jrp]

Who knows probably they know some customers are easily le

I was cut up a couple of years back by an aggressively driven BMW scooting up the inside and cutting in. I saw this happen again several times with no great progress being made and I managed to get in a position where I could anticipate it happening again to someone else only this time we had hit the motorway and the Beemer was quite obviously heading for lane 3 through the gap. Sure enough, lane 1 to lane 3 across the bows and aft of two cars close together and quite obviously had not looked back into lane 3 where my large MPV was and my front bumper stoved the rear door in completely. I was surprised to see the driver was a now very white and shocked looking woman. BMW paint skidmarks apparently remove easily T-Cut.

And you're complaining that the BMW driver was the was in the wrong lol

 

[daleyd]

Who knows probably they know some customers are easily le


And you're complaining that the BMW driver was the was in the wrong lol

http://www.bmw.co.uk/en_GB/topics/discover-bmw/m-gmbh/m-equipment-packages.html

Looks like BMW themselves are also in the wrong. Being German they won't like that, I'll let you tell them.........

 

[711jrp]

I made it very clear I was talking about the E39.... this is where the confusion arose I bought my wife a E46 M sport so I know they exist

 

[daleyd]

I made it very clear I was talking about the E39.... this is where the confusion arose I bought my wife a E46 M sport so I know they exist

Your wife is obviously a very lucky lady.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_5_Series_(E39)

However it seems the e39 MSport was introduced in 1999.

 

[711jrp]

^^^ my point exactly..... The official line is there is no Msport just a sport that can have m11 suspension option if it's a face lift 2001-

It's just a another case of us bmw drivers wanting to seem more important than we are lol

 

[daleyd]

^^^ my point exactly..... The official line is there is no Msport just a sport that can have m11 suspension option if it's a face lift 2001-

It's just a another case of us bmw drivers wanting to seem more important than we are lol

You certainly seem very impotent important . Lol.

 

[711jrp]

That's the type of result I try to achieve, you just made my holiday, cheers.

 

[daleyd]

Most welcome

 

[norlander]

I was surprised to see the driver was a now very white and shocked looking woman. BMW paint skidmarks apparently remove easily T-Cut.

Did the Tcut work on removing the skidmarks on the BMW drivers underwear?-or didn't you go there?.

 

[GuardianAngel]

Q. What's the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW?

A. The hedgehog has the pr***s on the outside.

Damn you beat me to it :-D

 

[Hitch]

I think we will leave this thread as it is now.
Its not very constructive, and saves getting people backs up further.