Weirdest christmas present ever?

[chunkolini]

I was presented with this on christmas eve by a very good mate.

He found it while going through his aunties drawers. And thought 'I know a chap who needs one of these'.

Just what I always wanted, beautifully made complete with remains of his auntie.

Any other wierd gifts this year?

 

[Epicyclic]

That's neat! I like curios like that, pretty good condition too by the look of it.

Going to give it a try?

 

[Keith 66]

Are those hairs curly perchance?

 

[CRB]

Are those hairs curly perchance?

?Rummaging through your Aunties' drawers???? most certainly

 

[MattF]

?Rummaging through your Aunties' drawers???? most certainly

I was thinking similar.


Makes you wonder whether most of us are just naturally sarcastic or whether we really need a portion.

 

[the snooper]

there was one for men that was similar but the case was bigger and has the ability to sharpen the razor blade aswell

 

[Robotstar5]

there was one for men that was similar but the case was bigger and has the ability to sharpen the razor blade aswell

The Rolls Razor, I've got a couple somewhere.

 

[chunkolini]

My mate was rummaging through his aunts drawers. I would say she was well groomed.

 

[Keith 66]

Speaking to a friend at the yacht club yesterday lunch time, i asked what did Santa bring you? he replied an anal training kit with 3 graduated size butt plugs. I knew i shouldnt have asked as each year he & his mates try & outdo each other with secret santa presents.

 

[Wallace]

The Rolls Razor, I've got a couple somewhere.

I have one with a couple of spare blades left to me by a friend who died. He was given this as a tip for doing a good job decorating a house for a Jewish chap who was supposedly something to do with the Rolls company. I've never been brave enough to use it!

 

[brightspark]

My mate was rummaging through his aunts drawers. I would say she was well groomed.

and your mate was showing his feminine side

I have one with a couple of spare blades left to me by a friend who died. He was given this as a tip for doing a good job decorating a house for a Jewish chap who was supposedly something to do with the Rolls company. I've never been brave enough to use it!

lol he only gave it away cos he would have had a beard

 

[chunkolini]

Keith we have a probable winner in the weird gift stakes, no photo's please.

 

[Wallace]

lol he only gave it away cos he would have had a beard

My brother worked in the Design Department at Wilkinsons, he and most of the guys he worked with had beards!

 

[stucktoweld]

Is the coin the remains of his Auntie by chance
Risk of a very close shave there me lad

 

[TechnicAl]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/W-J-Myatt...854?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d3709508e

 

[chunkolini]

Al, I did spot that one.
I am planning on keeping it for emergencies.

 

[TechnicAl]

Al, I did spot that one.
I am planning on keeping it for emergencies.

What just in case the missus has a "Wardrobe Malfunction" in the nether regions

 

[tomsutton529]

My stepdad once got some Margarine from my Auntie.. 8 Months out of date and had been wrapped and stored in a cupboard for said 8 months.