I don't have that, but I could make one!
I had to go to work after collecting it and needed to get something out of my van. Stood it against a hoarding and someone knocked it over right in front of me. I watched on horror as it went over and it hit the floor and broke.....
....a paving slab
About time we had a "who's got the biggest vice" thread
And the smallest
well we have a vice that had a hard life
thats the way they are, they dont even notice the mess,i wont work with them!