Guano!!!

[chunkolini]

Wild life round here is getting out of hand.
Something is going on.
A few weeks back I was cycling to work and was attacked by a Zombie rabbit.
Weird. see link http://www.mig-welding.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=35253
A couple of days back I was cycling home from work.
Lovely cold frosty day, going up Slab bank I saw a Buzzard sat in a tree right over the road, about 30 foot up. I stopped to admire him.
then pedalled up the hill.
Kerrrrsplatter. the ****** pooped all over me.
Hat, left arm, right arm, back, left leg, fantastic aim.
I was upset.
So I told Mr Buzzard what I thought of him; just as some farmer drove past, he looked at me funny like. Bloody farmers.
Surely I was entitled to stand their astride my bike covered in bird poop yelling at a tree.
December 21st approaches, I am going to reactivate my potato gun and go buzzard hunting.
(joking there, killing raptors is not a good thing).
What was so funny that my wifey can laugh like a loon at her hubby coming home covered in bird poop.
Life is hard out here in the country.
Chunko'.

 

[the snooper]

your a wildlife magnet chunko, time to get a good camera and sell the pics you take or use them to create sculptures from

 

[chunkolini]

Wild life magnet?
Not the kind of wild life I am thinking about.

 

[Epicyclic]

Supposed to be good luck ennit?

 

[pedrobedro]

I feed the birds on the back garden then curse them for crapping on my car in front of the house, where's the logic in that ?. Reminds me of the couple at the seaside when the gull crapped on the woman and she says, " have you got a tissue to wipe it ?" He replies, "don't be daft it'll be miles away by now"

 

[brightspark]

Supposed to be good luck ennit?

not if your sh ,.,.t on from a great height it aint

 

[chunkolini]

Good luck if you are a sodding buzzard.

 

[the snooper]

could have been worse, it could have been a block of ice that passenger planes have been known to eject

 

[pedrobedro]

As I was cycling home one night
A bird pooped on me from a great height
And as I wiped it from my eye
I gave my thanks that cows don't fly.

 

[brightspark]

As I was cycling home one night
A bird pooped on me from a great height
And as I wiped it from my eye
I gave my thanks that cows don't fly.

err think again http://www.rulesmaster.com/news/view/11

 

[mike 109444]

Don't buzzards eat rabbits? Lookout for any foxes with buzzard feathers hanging out it's mouth and in need of a dump (check your hat and welding mask befor donning)

 

[the snooper]

dont go out around midnight on the 24th chunko

 

[gordon stephenson]

Funniest thing i'v experienced sticking with the same theme, About 15 years back driving towards Redcar sea front at around 35mph,Lovely sunny day Volvo sun-roof open. Suddenly,step son shouts he's been crapped on, seagull had crapped through the sun-roof and with the forward motion of the car got him right in the centre of his new shirt while sitting in the back seat,

 

[CRB]

err think again http://www.rulesmaster.com/news/view/11

Not cows but pigs do fly...

A sparrowhawk pulling a blackbird to bits on our back fence, and a ?hobby? ?small peregrine? on the side fence are the closest we have been to raptors.

Dearly Beloved told me once about being crapped on before heading into town for a night out. Full details may follow.

 

[wheresmejumper]

dont go out around midnight on the 24th chunko

or the 20th
Mayan tale