Happy Christmas Everyone

[Engineer1964]

Oh well it had to happen....

Happy Christmas Guys and I hope you all have a great and festive few days/weeks.

I finish today about lunchtime and looking forward to spending some quality time with Mrs Engineer and the kids

 

[robwizard]

Yeah Christmas is RAD! Hope everyone has an awesome time!!

 

[stuvy]

I hope everyone has a lovely relaxed break and comes back in the new year ready to make more money and more projects!

 

[Nomolos]

\o merry crimbo

 

[cumbriasteve]

Merry Xmas..if I survive

My better half has been complaining we need a new toilet seat...so purchased it today, hid it in the car boot and when she is out I will Crimbo paper wrap it

I will ensure I am at a safe distance Xmas morning.

and of course her real presents will be given when she comes down off the ceiling or gets off the phone after my ambulance is called.

 

[razie1985]

Merry Christmas all
hope you all have a great time with your new toys

 

[the snooper]

Merry Xmas..if I survive

My better half has been complaining we need a new toilet seat...so purchased it today, hid it in the car boot and when she is out I will Crimbo paper wrap it

I will ensure I am at a safe distance Xmas morning.

and of course her real presents will be given when she comes down off the ceiling or gets off the phone after my ambulance is called.

and what might they be, the tools to fit it by any chance

 

[stuvy]

Merry Xmas..if I survive

My better half has been complaining we need a new toilet seat...so purchased it today, hid it in the car boot and when she is out I will Crimbo paper wrap it

I will ensure I am at a safe distance Xmas morning.

and of course her real presents will be given when she comes down off the ceiling or gets off the phone after my ambulance is called.

I read that out to my lovely other half and she said you should film it for a youtube christmas special!

 

[Simon-]

Happy Christmas everybody!!!!!

 

[roofman]

Happy Xmas and i hope you and your familys enjoy the festive holidays

 

[cumbriasteve]

and what might they be, the tools to fit it by any chance

Loo brush and holder...I know... soft hearted to the core

 

[cumbriasteve]

I read that out to my lovely other half and she said you should film it for a youtube christmas special!

You had better ask your better half if she knows a very good A&E for video camera extraction

 

[Norm]

Merry christmas and a happy new year to all.

 

[bd500]

Seasonal greetings to all. Have a good one

 

[Robotstar5]

Seasons greetings to one and all

 

[naughtyboy]

merry christmas to you all and thanks for all your help over the year.
tomorrow will be absolute chaos with all 6 kids ( or 7 if you ask swmbo ) opening pressies and playing with them.

 

[Tiggy_dorset]

Have a good one everybody. Try this recipe to help get you through the festive period


Christmas Cake Recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit


Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup ... just in case

Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with
a drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh*t.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
kick the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

 

[arceyered]

Hope you all have a good one.
combriasteve you walk on thin ice the female of the species is far more deadly than the male.
Hope you enjoy wearing your seat

 

[cumbriasteve]

Hope you all have a good one.
combriasteve you walk on thin ice the female of the species is far more deadly than the male.
Hope you enjoy wearing your seat

Well after 32 years of married bliss I am sure she will see the funny side of it...I think...yeah, she is bound to....I hope.. errrrrrrrr

If not... there could be a lot of workshop equipment for sale in the new year by a new forum member called 'singleandserveshimright'

 

[roofman]

Well after 32 years of married bliss I am sure she will see the funny side of it...I think...yeah, she is bound to....I hope.. errrrrrrrr

If not... there could be a lot of workshop equipment for sale in the new year by a new forum member called 'singleandserveshimright'