What have you lost that you put some wheres safe..

[Bullet2012]

a brace of pheasants

Actually a brace is originally a pair from a single shot.

 

[arther dailey]

Actually a brace is originally a pair from a single shot.

country boy and never heard that before , normally cock n hen.

 

[Beeezer]

I had three ducks (mallards) with one shot…

 

[Jack_K]

There are so many I can't remember. The last one I can think of is my clamp meter. I have waited a few months and haven't seen it. As soon as I buy a new one I am sure it will turn up.

 

[Windy Miller]

On a similar tale, I heard of someone that had a holiday fling with a girl, one day she’d be warm & passionate, next day cool & distant, this went on for the whole holiday. On the last day, a pair of identical twins turned up, they had been sharing him on alternate days. I don’t know what the state of play was on the last day though

I had a fling with some twins once too. People often asked how I could tell them apart but it was easy really.
Sarah had deep blue eyes, and David had a beard!

 

[arther dailey]

I had three ducks (mallards) with one shot…

punt gun....

 

[pedrobedro]

I had three ducks (mallards) with one shot…

I had three shots at one duck, still got away I was using a water pistol though

 

[Smallfry]

I had a fling with some twins once too. People often asked how I could tell them apart but it was easy really.
Sarah had deep blue eyes, and David had a beard!

Which did you prefer though ?

 

[Windy Miller]

Which did you prefer though ?

A gentleman shouldn't kiss and tell!

 

[MetalMonkey]

If it tickled when he did, you've got your answer.

 

[Beeezer]

punt gun....

Pure luck… no skill whatsoever..

 

[Farside]

I quite like those moments. You get to relive the excitement of finding something more than once.

It's the same watching old telly series.

 

[Farside]

I have a small hidden safe and i remember there is about £800 in it but since last November i cant find the key

Was doing a job in a house and went to plug the drill in. Hmm... plug not fit, then mentioned it to the home owner later. He gave me an odd look.
It was his 'cunningly disguised' wall safe.
I should think every burglar in the country is wise to that one by now.

 

[Farside]

A variation is forgetting which job something I've ordered is for, especially if it takes a while to turn up.

I do that. I've got into the habit of re-labelling the confirmation emails with the job title.

 

[Dapph2]

I've misplace the air tank drain tap on a new 50 litre compressor . It's been replaced with a professionally crimped extension hose & ball drain off tap so I can drain the tank whilst standing rather than trying to crawl almost under it to undo it. Today compressor has developed a warrantee problem & I need to put things back as they were when I purchased it in early May this year.

My Mancupboard in depth search starts 08.00 Monday 1 Sept

 

[fizzy]

I was worried I would lose the key to my nice 1200kg Tann bankers safe. But, as my mate predicted, I have lost the safe itself
I know it's somewhere in my warehouse

 

[Dapph2]

I was worried I would lose the key to my nice 1200kg Tann bankers safe. But, as my mate predicted, I have lost the safe itself
I know it's somewhere in my warehouse

Under the pallet racking next to the girt big sand blasting machine, behind the big wooden table that's stuffed with boxes and lawn mowers etc. Fizzy ?

 

[fizzy]

Under the pallet racking next to the girt big sand blasting machine, behind the big wooden table that's stuffed with boxes and lawn mowers etc. Fizzy ?

Not that one the other one

 

[ms08]

I don't really know until i find it when i don't want it....

 

[redlig]

I've misplace the air tank drain tap on a new 50 litre compressor . It's been replaced with a professionally crimped extension hose & ball drain off tap so I can drain the tank whilst standing rather than trying to crawl almost under it to undo it. Today compressor has developed a warrantee problem & I need to put things back as they were when I purchased it in early May this year.

My Mancupboard in depth search starts 08.00 Monday 1 Sept

Found it yet?