Has the world gone mad(?).

[OJCar]

Yes, a while ago.

Barking Mat,

Identifies as a broken toaster.

I identify as a Corby Trouser Press.

(I have a desk job)

 

[Parm]

Only a day….thought that would have run to at least a week in a government department!

The next course was learning how to watch paint dry, was years in the planning, probably involved a dysfunctional computer system too….

 

[Bullet2012]

I want to be a tree !

 

[badabec]

I want to be a tree !

So you can get wood?

 

[Parm]

I want to be a tree !

Can I pee on you ?

 

[Parm]

I identify as a Corby Trouser Press.

(I have a desk job)

Hot n steamy, screwed to a wall ?

 

[Parm]

My emails at work just have 'cheers Brian' at the end. So do my personal ones tbf. I like to be referred to as Brian so that's what I use. I don't use any of the letters I have as I feel it is a little pretentious. If someone asks to be referred to as something, then I am happy to oblige. If they don't I use whatever they have put. It's all beyond my pay grade to be honest!

I’m the same, no matter who it is, I always sign off with “Cheers Parm”

the compulsory corporate one is below

 

[Robotstar5]

One multi-national company I worked for had salutations in various languages on it's email templates, one of the engineers was a black country lad so added 'ow bist? (how are you?) to the list

 

[Erie Fred]

If I got one of those, I would leave them in no doubt as to my reaction!

No, that would out you....."Keep your Powder dry"....

 

[JEZGUZ]

2 Genders, 100+ delusions.

 

[beeRS]

I don’t care too much for the madness of today’s world, except when these ‘norms’ are imposed on small children.

 

[Other Daniel]

For a while now, I've identified as a Motorway Cone.

 

[8ob]

Then again is it really a problem if someone else uses them?

Yes, it’s gathering momentum. My thirteen year old niece has a classmate that wants/is to be identified as a cat, she might change her mind a bit lively if dog gets hold of her.

Bob

 

[redlig]

No , as in the whole worlds gone MAD .

And we put up with it just to keep the peace.

 

[redlig]

Then again is it really a problem if someone else uses them?

i had a customer who insisted on being addressed as Major >>>>>>>> I always enjoyed using the Mr. Eventually he had a go at me and I reminded him I was a civvy and also I was a 6 'r in the cubs but didn't use that after I grew up and left.

 

[redlig]

I want to be a tree !

Any particular branch of tree?

 

[ajlelectronics]

Any particular branch of tree?

A splinter group.

 

[redlig]

For a while now, I've identified as a Motorway Cone.

At least you will stand out in a crowd of snowflakes.

 

[redlig]

If we can choose can we change it as our mood changes and who do we have to register it with.

 

[redlig]

I’m the same, no matter who it is, I always sign off with “Cheers Parm”

the compulsory corporate one is below

I just sign off with " Have fun ! Mick."