HOW TO ATTRACT THE LADIES

[Onthespotwelding]

I Thought I would share my style tips with you gentlemen.

Lidl X Lidl from Thursday, 20.07. at Lidl UK

Lidl X Lidl from Thursday, 20.07. at Lidl UK

www.lidl.co.uk

The ladies won’t be able to resist!

Not in store until the 20th, no need to rush out yet.

 

[MattF]

Makes you wonder if that designer thinks having the pee taken is a normal thing.

 

[Onthespotwelding]

Makes you wonder if that designer thinks having the pee taken is a normal thing.

Do you know what I’m tempted to buy the lot put it on and go straight to the pub.

Just for the giggle factor.

 

[Cobbler]

Would you dare to wear that down the pub to meet your mates…… I think not

EDIT, beaten to it above, it’s the same idea

 

[badabec]

Do you know what I’m tempted to buy the lot put it on and go straight to the pub.

Just for the giggle factor.

Suits you sir

 

[Onthespotwelding]

Would you dare to wear that down the pub to meet your mates…… I think not

EDIT, beaten to it above, it’s the same idea

Hopefully people will think I’m a bit “special” and buy me beer all day

 

[MattF]

Hopefully people will think I’m a bit “special” and buy me beer all day

Just be prepared for the other options.

 

[Onthespotwelding]

Just be prepared for the other options.

My town is a friendly place and I know everyone anyway

I’m Thinking about the sliders and socks combination

 

[Onoff]

You'll be beating them off with a sh***y stick in those. Can't quite see the label, Fanny Magnet is it?

 

[Onthespotwelding]

You'll be beating them off with a sh***y stick in those. Can't quite see the label, Fanny Magnet is it?

Would you believe it if I told you it’s all from Lidl

 

[Mikes]

The only fanny will be the ones who buy them.

 

[mrsbruce]

I despair.……

There again, I’ve seen some of you lots fashion sense, so the bar started low.

(As I sit here wearing my “Let’s summon demons” t shirt, scabby trouser, and fluffy slippers, the epitome of style and panache).

 

[Onoff]

I'll be getting a couple of those bucket hats.

 

[Wildefalcon]

I'd rather they stock some of their 20v professional battery kit.....

 

[slim_boy_fat]

So you pay money to become a walking advert for them....does not compute.

I know folk wear stuff with 'designer' logos etc, but.....

 

[bump]

I presume it's them poking fun at the whole Greggs thing. https://www.primark.com/en-gb/a/inspiration/fashion-trends/primark-x-greggs-summer-garms

 

[colnerov]

You could always get a pack of sharpies and colour them in.

 

[Blobber]

I was just wondering if thats going to be the new outfit to be seen about town, lidl "designer" gear and a greggs bag of greasy goodness!

 

[colnerov]

It's to compete with 'Man at C&A'.

 

[bump]

It's to compete with 'Man at C&A'.

German neighbours?