Garden Gnomes

[The Artilleryman]

Mrs Artilleryman fancied some garden gnomes, but wanted something different.

She found some combat gnomes and ordered them. Well, after 6 weeks they turned up.

£46 for 6" gnomes is a joke, they're too small to go with my miniature traction engine.
She had also spotted a dragon water feature with lights that looked quite good, but with no sizes and the miniature gnomes won't be buying it.
Lesson well learnt.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

They will make great target practise for a rim fire .22.

Followed by 5.56 NATO
Then 7.62x 79mm
Then 7.62, 39mm.

Then 4.5" MK 8 rounds.

Then to make sure a Small Boy and a Fat Man.

 

[Bryan Williams]

Guarding me strawberries..

 

[James1979]

At least they aren’t those stupid ones everyone seems to be plasma ing at the moment!

 

[Barking Mat]

Never understood what drives people to think, 'I think my garden needs gnomes'.

Each to their own.

 

[Wildefalcon]

Never understood what drives people to think, 'I think my garden needs gnomes'.

Each to their own.

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

 

[Tom O]

You never see them on holidays anymore remember when they were kidnapped and photographed on someone’s vacation before being returned?

 

[ajlelectronics]

Send them back Gnome.

 

[Bryan Williams]

Never understood what drives people to think, 'I think my garden needs gnomes'.

Each to their own.

It Elf and Safety.

 

[Bryan Williams]

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

The Gnome office.

 

[ajlelectronics]

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

Knocking......... or ticking...?

 

[ronan]

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

Yes ! He needs to "Check his thinking" or whatever the term the police use these days.

 

[4String.]

 

[Barking Mat]

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

No, I'm not Gnomaphobic, don't have an issue.

Just , don't get it.

 

[jerrytug]

You are gnomophobic. You need to be careful in public forums, or the authorities will come knocking.....

No need for any discrimination. This one is just chilling out with his gnomies.

 

[zzr1200]

I prefer these much more my style:

 

[selectedgrub]

Those are pretty cool.
I Would like to see them after the first rain but.

 

[julianthegypsy]

How about some nice Zombie gnomes?

 

[Bryan Williams]

Knocking......... or ticking...?

Metrognome..

 

[shoto77176]

Look at this one I bought it few days ago *mod edit: link removed* I've been collecting garden gnomes for over 10 years now, I think. I have all kinds, but this one is really one of my favorites!