3 Phase Apple Tree

[Radar 3]

Got a 3 Phase Apple Tree delivered today!

 

[Cobbler]

Is that a cooker?

 

[Radar 3]

Is that a cooker?

You`re getting warm.

 

[Cobbler]

I suppose a 3 phase apple has more cores than a single phase one.

 

[Radar 3]

I suppose a 3 phase apple has more cores than a single phase one.

Don`t forget. The clue is 3.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

The Andrews Sisters? [OK, I'm going....]

 

[Radar 3]

The Andrews Sisters? [OK, I'm going....]

Best guess so far!

 

[Cobbler]

Look what happened to Isaac Newton, there was no gravity until he got involved!

 

[DAPPH]

It's a good cure for seasickness .

 

[Radar 3]

Look what happened to Isaac Newton, there was no gravity until he got involved!

Then it all went pear shaped.

 

[Cobbler]

Then it all went pear shaped.

That is “ripe” for a reply ..... I just can’t think of one.

 

[Radar 3]

He`s another clue.You can make cider from varios apples.

 

[daleyd]

You will start a debate about whether it’s best to run it from a phase converter or a vfd. Someone will have a moan that they aren’t as good as the old ones, and one member will tell you how they got two from a car boot sale for a fiver.

 

[Radar 3]

OK.So here we go. My 3 phase apple tree is a family apple tree with three different types of apple.The first type is Discovery then James Grieve followed by Sunset. It came with labels attached that wouldn`t last five minutes in the wind so I thought,right let`s put some tape on them,so Red is Discovery,Yellow is James Grieve and then Blue,Sunset. Red,Yellow and Blue 3 Phase! I now have a record in my shed of the colours,let`s hope I don`t get a belt when I walk passed the tree.

You will start a debate about whether it’s best to run it from a phase converter or a vfd. Someone will have a moan that they aren’t as good as the old ones, and one member will tell you how they got two from a car boot sale for a fiver.

That`s cheap for a 3 Phase Apple Tree

 

[My Old Landy]

Red,Yellow and Blue 3 Phase!

Ah, non harmonised pre EU standard 3 phase apple tree

 

[Radar 3]

Do you reckon I could have a problem with phase rotation,they allways say you should rotate you crops.

 

[My Old Landy]

Do you reckon I could have a problem with phase rotation,they allways say you should rotate you crops.

Yeah, just change one of the labels over and you should be good to go......

 

[Radar 3]

Yeah, just change one of the labels over and you should be good to go......

Please don`t say that to her in doors,hard work explaining phase rotation.

 

[Cobbler]

Don’t forget you need an earth

 

[Radar 3]

Don’t forget you need an earth

I`ll stay neutral on that.