Spooning a cat

[brightspark]

The one(s) that keep cr*pping on my lawn need mounting on something, preferably barbed, rusty, electrified and with fibreglass strands.

you need a whippet problem sorted

 

[Wedg1e]

you need a whippet problem sorted

Oh aye, something that eats me out of house and home, digs up the geraniums and then pees on everything... as well, probably, as cr*pping on the lawn

I don't really have geraniums