Nice but not my kind of thingCut it straight down the middle, length ways.
Cut out the inner guts, leaving a 6inch border in each piece.
Stud the border with some flanged nuts and bolts.
Weld it back up into a "S" shape, one half of the radius butted to the other.
Chuck it on it's side with a nice slab of timber or a glass top and you got your self a cutting edge industrial coffee table.
My 3D drawings suck but heres a quick sketch.
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I was hoping for slightly more useful suggestions.A very narrow spiral cut the full length of the tube (probably take many days and cutting discs) and you have a giant Slinky![]()
Postage would be a bit OTT though.you could make a few bob on e bay