The world's most useless 'tool'...

[slim_boy_fat]

I put this forward for the Trophy, unless anyone has a better worse candidate

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MYCARBON-M...m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=MZT93NH0F1V9GYWZ590H

 

[Ruffian]

They are actally handy especially If working up a ladder or in an awkward place.

 

[MoreWellie]

shhhhh you will upset my boy

he bought me something very similar for a present and it is stuck to the side of my tool box

 

[Robotstar5]

They missed a trick, "magnetic field improves blood flow, reducing the risk of Arthritis"

 

[daleyd]

Thought this thread was about some of my work colleagues...

 

[MattF]

They are actally handy especially If working up a ladder or in an awkward place.

That's what pockets and ones gob are for. I can honestly say I've never had the need for owt like that, regardless of how awkward or precarious a position I've been in.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

They are actally handy especially If working up a ladder or in an awkward place.

I avoid ladders and awkward places like the plague.

 

[optima21]

most useless tool...... can I include Tim Shaw from Car SOS on that list please

 

[frank horton]

I was thinking of EZ out's........

 

[ronan]

most useless tool...... can I include Tim Shaw from Car SOS on that list please

He is a complete spanner and no mistake.

 

[Ruffian]

I avoid ladders and awkward places like the plague.

I wish I could but if there paying my wages I'm there. Beggars cant be choosers,

(Plus if you do drop something they are quite strong magnets to find it also)

 

[gordon stephenson]

X2 for easy-outs, Never ever known them to work. Seem to be specially designed to expand the broken bolt/stud making them even tighter.

 

[Bryan Williams]

These are alright till you wipe your nose.

 

[BarrieJ]

X2 for easy-outs, Never ever known them to work. Seem to be specially designed to expand the broken bolt/stud making them even tighter.

X3 I've never had any success with them either, one made the job ten times worse when it broke off flush with the head of the stud that had already sheered off flush with surface of the job. Never used them since.

 

[sardine]

One size fits all socket with the pins inside it.

Garenteed to get the blood flowing out of your knuckles. Consigned to the bottom of the tool box for ever after.

 

[dobbslc]

Got one for Christmas.

 

[8ob]

The worlds most useless tool is also not the sharpest

 

[eSCHEn]

Definitely not. Still got his breeks up

 

[Master fettler]

most useless tool...... can I include Tim Shaw from Car SOS on that list please

He came to the factory I work in to do one of his blagging parts bits of the programme(brake pads). My shift just finished when he was on the shop floor filming but most of the blokes who met him reckoned he was a really nice bloke

 

[Ruffian]

He came to the factory I work in to do one of his blagging parts bits of the programme(brake pads). My shift just finished when he was on the shop floor filming but most of the blokes who met him reckoned he was a really nice bloke

I just can't stand that blagging stuff and the fact it's sooooo staged, same as wheeler dealers!!

Oh by a miracle we found this straight shine mk1 mr2 door in a scrap yard round the corner for 2 packets of peanuts!!

Every time I hear theor voices I change the channel now.