When I were a lad

[roofman]

Knicker elastic? you were lucky. Most of us had to make do with old copies of Health & Efficiency or razzle found under hedges.

HaHa When i was a kid there was always "nature mags" under hedges or blowing around parks...don't see them these days so Ive stopped looking for them..

 

[brightspark]

HaHa When i was a kid there was always "nature mags" under hedges or blowing around parks...don't see them these days so Ive stopped looking for them..

so u look on the comp instead

 

[roofman]

so u look on the comp instead

Ive only ever found 1 under a hedge but it was broke

 

[ajlelectronics]

HaHa When i was a kid there was always "nature mags" under hedges or blowing around parks...don't see them these days so Ive stopped looking for them..

Your eyesight goes as you get older of course! Or earlier under similar circumstances I'm told. ;-)

 

[brightspark]

none of that here. u know what happens when u do too much as a lad https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=grasshoppers+master+goes+blind+picture&tbm=isch&imgil=yf8DepUEe5IlEM%3A%3BUMygxGpuEeqKjM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.pinterest.se%252Fpin%252F43487952621715965%252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=yf8DepUEe5IlEM%3A%2CUMygxGpuEeqKjM%2C_&usg=__KhagEmz5WjhfF1OkjP6S5Vlj4KI=&biw=1897&bih=910&ved=0ahUKEwirj-nk1InWAhWlIMAKHeykB30QyjcIRw&ei=IEysWav_G6XBgAbsyZ7oBw#imgrc=yf8DepUEe5IlEM:&spf=1504463918208:laughing:and u go bald patting your head

 

[daleyd]

HaHa When i was a kid there was always "nature mags" under hedges or blowing around parks...don't see them these days so Ive stopped looking for them..

I love the Viz profanisaurus description of a "p0rn mirage" where a young lad spots something fluttering underneath a hedge from a distance which turns out to be an Argos catalogue or b and q leaflet on closer inspection

 

[8ob]

I love the Viz profanisaurus description of a "p0rn mirage" where a young lad spots something fluttering underneath a hedge from a distance which turns out to be a Woolworths leaflet on closer inspection

Fixed that for you ( kids)

Bob

 

[Cobbler]

none of that here. u know what happens when u do too much as a lad https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=grasshoppers+master+goes+blind+picture&tbm=isch&imgil=yf8DepUEe5IlEM%3A%3BUMygxGpuEeqKjM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.pinterest.se%252Fpin%252F43487952621715965%252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=yf8DepUEe5IlEM%3A%2CUMygxGpuEeqKjM%2C_&usg=__KhagEmz5WjhfF1OkjP6S5Vlj4KI=&biw=1897&bih=910&ved=0ahUKEwirj-nk1InWAhWlIMAKHeykB30QyjcIRw&ei=IEysWav_G6XBgAbsyZ7oBw#imgrc=yf8DepUEe5IlEM:&spf=1504463918208:laughing:and u go bald patting your head

Oh master, when do I stop doing this .......... When your eyes look like mine Grashopper

 

[Wedg1e]

That Izal medicated toilet paper was the forerunner of Teflon!!

I thought that might bring back a few horrors for some

 

[Wedg1e]

When the telly stopped working you looked in the back and could see which valve
had gone from what it looked like running, You got another valve from the box on the
shelf behind the telly and replaced the dodgy one and the telly worked.

If you scrunched up the Izal paper it was less slick. I am told my nan still had it in the outside crapper
in 1996!

It was damn frustrating when you could hear what The 6 Million Dollar Man was up to but you had to wait 5 minutes for the valves to warm up so you could see anything!

 

[Wedg1e]

we have an unused roll of izal medicated on the shelf in our pantry but it must be more recent as the outside cover talks about "from a renewable resource"

A roll? Hmm, I thought I remembered it being in some sort of box... like a large Rizla, if you will : D

 

[Wedg1e]

I found that they made her toes twitch.

Yes, I think she was supposed to take them off first

Edit:ah, beaten to it...

 

[8ob]

A roll? Hmm, I thought I remembered it being in some sort of box... like a large Rizla, if you will : D

I think you will find that was 1200 grit wet and dry Mr @Wedg1e .

Bob

 

[andymfell]

A roll? Hmm, I thought I remembered it being in some sort of box... like a large Rizla, if you will : D

like this ?

 

[Wedg1e]

like this ?View attachment 118066

That's the stuff

 

[zzr1200]

That's the stuff

There you go buy some, bring back some old memoeries.

http://www.xxl-sale.co.uk/search/?q=Izal Medicated Toilet&campid=5337249842&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0K7NBRC7ARIsAEaqLRE1VKGpO_wLg5AZeZPmzA73u3d6EsfgymoykAsU8Ey6whea-dSLFqMaAn5DEALw_wcB

 

[Wedg1e]

There you go buy some, bring back some old memoeries.

http://www.xxl-sale.co.uk/search/?q=Izal Medicated Toilet&campid=5337249842&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0K7NBRC7ARIsAEaqLRE1VKGpO_wLg5AZeZPmzA73u3d6EsfgymoykAsU8Ey6whea-dSLFqMaAn5DEALw_wcB

Not bloody likely! - and certainly not tonight. I was up in Annan with some mates on the bikes last night... had a few Guinness followed by a trip to an Indian. Garlic chilli chicken, that'll do nicely, then back to the bar for some cougar-watching and another pint or two
I woke up about 0400 with a bit of gurgling in the innards but went back to sleep.
Down for breakfast at nine, 3 egg omelette and a coffee then back to my room to offload, or so I thought. Nothing. So off to the bikes, set off and within half a mile my guts turned to water. Just to say made it to the nearest hypermarket bog which was probably quarantined by Environmental Health afterwards. Set off again and by the time the sign for Gretna services appeared, the bell was sounding for round two.
And so it went on for the rest of the day, so to anyone who followed me into the gents at any of these locations, my humble apologies and earnest wishes for your nasal recovery... Todhills Services; Asda, Wigton; the free toilets behind the cafe in the park, Keswick; Theatre by the lake, Keswick; Rheged, Penrith; The Ship at Worsall
That's the last time I eat chillis and ride a bloody motorbike...

 

[Cobbler]

look at it this way Wedgie, that flat pack would fit nicely in the fridge for occasions like that.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

.....back to the bar for some cougar-watching.....

 

[MoreWellie]

A roll? Hmm, I thought I remembered it being in some sort of box... like a large Rizla, if you will : D

Just to prove that both our memories are correct....