World record for number of gibberish statements in one paragraph: TCT saw blade category

[skotl]

Was checking whether any TCT blade can cut metal and came across this classic at TCT Saw Blades-9 Reasons to Tell You Really Need It (nccuttingtools.com)

First paragraph, broken down:

A TCT (tungsten carbide-tipped) blade is a re-sharpened circular saw blade.

Re-sharpened? So it's second hand and... what happens exactly?

They come with a gear reduction and an electronic motor.

Wait. What? The blade... comes with a gear reduction...? Does it? OK - that's handy, in some situations I gues.... what? and an electronic motor? The blade has an electronic motor?

It allows the user to maintain consistent torque while reducing the saw blade’s rotational speed. As a result, the blade has a high chip load per tooth while feeding at a constant rate. The following items can use TCT saw blade： wood, some ferrous metals, non-ferrous metals, and plastics.

I'm still confused about the electronic motor so don't know whether this is gibberish or not.


A special mention from paragraph three:

The teeth on this kind of knife are also replaceable

So I guess this is technically correct, but gawd knows why you would on a £16.99 blade.


I stopped reading at this point but feel free to post any other record contenders from the page / site!

 

[Tom Orrow L]

Perhaps its a product description thats written by an AI programme thats been fed some *slightly* incorrect information?
I've seen some AI copywriters appearing recently, some look good and produce clear and readavble results, others not so much

 

[Munkul]

Obviously written by someone very, very foreign, with no idea what they're saying! The internet is full of pages like that

 

[cheb]

Are we allowed to nominate forum members?

 

[skotl]

Are we allowed to nominate forum members?

Yes

 

[colnerov]

Chinglish at its best!!

 

[mike os]

I didn’t get to the end of the first paragraph…. I’ve read far too much imbecile already this year

 

[RichardM]

I haven't read it, I'll take your word that it's an essential piece of equipment and buy one unseen

 

[Barking Mat]

Well leave me out of this.

I may have had a few beers too many...

 

[RichardM]

Well leave me out of this.

I may have had a few beers too many...

A few beers is never too many

 

[redlig]

Obviously written by someone very, very foreign, with no idea what they're saying! The internet is full of pages like that

Not just the internet . Just watch the news.

 

[slim_boy_fat]

It's even got a flood coolant system!! Ooooh, I now really want one of these

EDIT: @skotl You're obviously bored rigid during your confinement

 

[OJCar]

EDIT: @skotl You're obviously bored rigid during your confinement

Brace for aspersions being cast !

 

[ajlelectronics]

Brace for aspersions being cast !

Anyone of a certain age knows that you cast "perspirations".

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Brace for aspersions being cast !

In the best traditions of the forum, the choice of words was deliberate to allow for interpretation

Anyone of a certain age knows that you cast "perspirations".

As long as the leakages aren't red

 

[skotl]

It's even got a flood coolant system!! Ooooh, I now really want one of these

EDIT: @skotl You're obviously bored rigid during your confinement

Soooooooo booooooored

I'm not supposed to be back at work (from home) until Tuesday but might restart on Monday. Except that I can't sit in a chair with this sodding leg brace.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooored