Blimey... pricey much!
That looks like German to me.
That is a joke I assume and one of them only a Britt would understand
Queen, prince Charles, and Harry would be the only royalties I'd recognize![]()
You really don't want to know![]()
I get the Prince Albert joke as well, and I'm Dutch.
It's a "nose" ring for our small friend which sometimes stands to attention, sometimes pukes and likes to cuddle.
The text on the machine is German.