Plonkers on bikes. One for the bikers

[chunkolini]

Plonkers on bikes.
A subject I have been studying for years.My top three.

Plonker1.A stout Gentleman* on a harley with his even stouter wife chugging along, sidestand down. (non bikers this is an almost certain crash scenario) I flags him down 'Whats your effing problem' he snarls. I pointed to the stand his 'Bitch' punched him in the kidneys. If I was quicker I would have wondered off claiming mistaken identity
*Substitute your own euphemism

Plonker 2, another stout gentleman on a Harley, chugging through the middle of Looe, fell off twice of his own volition outside a pub full of laughing bikers. The hired full dresser was nicely damaged

Plonker 3. This morning I heard a bike pull up outside Chunkular Towers, fannying around parking, I glanced over, he almost hit the white car. Then spent about 5 minutes parking, see picture.

Fantastic performance, there were about a dozen free spaces in the carpark, he managed to park touching the car with his pannier and made it impossible for the driver to get in to the car. I sat and read the paper for half an hour to see what the driver would do. Sadly I had to go to work.

I hope this was not one of you boys.

Chunko'.

 

[Robotstar5]

As I'm a biker I would not use option 1 and push the bike over to get into my car, option 2 as he has not locked it would be roll back and leave in middle of carpark

 

[GeorgiePorgie]

The blue cars driver hasn't left much space for the white Mini's driver to get into their car though.

One shouldn't say that all bikers are plonkers when there are also car driver plonkers as well.

Watched a you tube vid a few days ago where a woman driver was pressure steamwashing here car inside and out.

 

[Tengtooltom]

Is that a Disabled Parking space where the blue car is parked?

 

[GeorgiePorgie]

Is that a Disabled Parking space where the blue car is parked?

Could be? could also be where the biker usually parks hence why he never parked anywhere else?

 

[tigler]

Harley riders, say no more !! The blue car could be parked where he shouldn't ? If not, rider is a twonk !

 

[chunkolini]

The car park is stenciled off for wavious users, used to tbe the council, they moved out now it is the unnofficial free carpark in town.
Never seen the bike before.
My guess it's his first trip on it he looked as edgy as I felt on my first trip on my Beemer.
I was ready to move the bike if the driver wanted to escape.
What did my head in, the carpark was over half empty at the time.
Chunko'.

 

[Dobcrosslion]

The blue cars driver hasn't left much space for the white Mini's driver to get into their car though.

Maybe the blue car was there before the white one?

 

[chunkolini]

nope, i saw the biker come in and park like that.
chunko'.

 

[wotwot]

At least 24" between white car and blue car so plenty of room and what difference would that make to the way some muppet parked his bike.
Clearly not a disabled parking spot wrong colour paint and what difference would that make to the way some muppet parked his bike.
Used to ride bikes all the time and have many friends that do and not one of them would be classed as a "plonker".
But looks like this biker is amongst TO MANY on the road that are just complete MUPPETS .
Very few bikers show the consideration they should,
Make them pay the same tax as cars, make them pay toll fees, make them pay for parking,and make them pay for air ambulance service's.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm chill uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm chill
my rant for the week Think I'll go and bash some metal into shape and weld it .

 

[chunkolini]

I say wotwot, have you been reading The Daily Mail again.
Chill out babies.
Chunko'.

 

[wotwot]

No dont read the tabloids,dont like to line the pockets of capitalists???.

 

[mike os]

what a total ****

 

[pedrobedro]

The blue cars driver hasn't left much space for the white Mini's driver to get into their car though.

How do you know the blue car wasn't there first? If the bike has a disk lock on the car driver could have no option but to push it over if the bike is leaning on his car and I do ride a bike.

 

[tigler]

Very few bikers show the consideration they should,
Make them pay the same tax as cars, make them pay toll fees, make them pay for parking,and make them pay for air ambulance service's.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm chill uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm chill
my rant for the week Think I'll go and bash some metal into shape and weld it .

HUH ?

In that case make all caravan owners pay 3 times the normal road tax and compensation to all normal motorists for the drudgery they put us through,
require registration, road tax and insurance for cyclists, make owners of oversize 4x4's and pickups that don't actually need them for the purpose they were designed for pay 10 times the normal road tax, make pedestrians legally responsible for jay walking, ban anybody that doesn't indicate when turning, goes too slow, changes lane on motorways without indicating or at the last second, etc, etc !

 

[Shox Dr]

HUH ?

In that case make all caravan owners pay 3 times the normal road tax and compensation to all normal motorists for the drudgery they put us through,
require registration, road tax and insurance for cyclists, make owners of oversize 4x4's and pickups that don't actually need them for the purpose they were designed for pay 10 times the normal road tax, make pedestrians legally responsible for jay walking, ban anybody that doesn't indicate when turning, goes too slow, changes lane on motorways without indicating or at the last second, etc, etc !

And those that hog the 2nd lane, refusing to move despite there been nothing in the 1st lane

 

[Porschemaniac]

HUH ?

In that case make all caravan owners pay 3 times the normal road tax and compensation to all normal motorists for the drudgery they put us through,
require registration, road tax and insurance for cyclists, make owners of oversize 4x4's and pickups that don't actually need them for the purpose they were designed for pay 10 times the normal road tax, make pedestrians legally responsible for jay walking, ban anybody that doesn't indicate when turning, goes too slow, changes lane on motorways without indicating or at the last second, etc, etc !

Tigler for Prime Minister, I say.

 

[Engineer]

No dont read the tabloids,dont like to line the pockets of capitalists???.

Interesting point of view............what do you read then?

 

[Drains]

Interesting point of view............what do you read then?

There are other papers. Then again, you could just go by whatever Jeremy Vine says.

 

[Shox Dr]

There are other papers. Then again, you could just go by whatever Jeremy Vine says.

That t0sser. He's just a radio version of the daily star. As for papers all you are doing is reading some ones point of view these days not the facts