Need a woman? Don't want nagging to death? All you need is £20k!

[Kayos]

If only, reprogram her to help in the workshop, preferably while being quiet

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/151673408750?_mwBanner=1​

 

[CRB]

...until they turn into psychopathic robot murder machines

 

[rtbcomp]

If only, reprogram her to help in the workshop, preferably while being quiet

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/151673408750?_mwBanner=1​

And what were you searching for when that came up?

 

[Kayos]

And what were you searching for when that came up?

Eeeeeerrrrrrrmmmmmmmm

Automatic welders?

 

[I'm getting on a bit]

Reminded me of Westworld

 

[optima21]

is that a mail order bride as it comes with free package and posting

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Just seen an advert they're running on TV.

 

[Kayos]

Just seen an advert they're running on TV.

If you click through a bit its just an ad for a channel 4 program

 

[roofman]

20 Grand I remember when it only took half a larger and a kebab

 

[upinsmoke]

I hope the air does not leak out of them like one i have at the moment

 

[ajlelectronics]

20 Grand I remember when it only took half a larger and a kebab

Half a larger what? I always had to give the full length.

 

[Cobbler]

I hope the air does not leak out of them like one i have at the moment

Your not supposed to give them love bites.

 

[rockweasel]

I hope the air does not leak out of them like one i have at the moment

Tyreweld.

 

[rockweasel]

I took my old ones to a well known tyre shop. They identified at least 3 leaks, but couldn't do anything because they were too small to fit on the machine and were on split rims.

 

[Cobbler]

Tyreweld.

Do you know that from experience?

 

[Cobbler]

I gave her a love bite & she farted, flew around the room & jumped out of the window.

 

[rockweasel]

Do you know that from experience?

I heard it from a friend.

 

[Shedendman]

Does she come with a mum in law?

 

[Kayos]

Does she come with a mum in law?

At that price id hope not!

 

[daleyd]

I took my old ones to a well known tyre shop. They identified at least 3 leaks, but couldn't do anything because they were too small to fit on the machine and were on split rims.

I had to take mine to the doctors, I thought she had a cold. Turns out it was just full....