Meet The Success Family

[Debs.]

The Father of Success is--Work.
The Mother of Success is--Ambition.
The Oldest Son is--Common Sense.
Some of the Elder Boys are--Perseverance, Honesty, Foresight, Thoroughness, Enthusiasm and Co-operation.
The Oldest Daughter is--Character.
Some of the Sisters are--Cheerfulness, Loyalty, Courtesy, Care, Economy and Sincerity.
The Baby is--Opportunity.

Get acquainted with the "Old Man" and you will be able to get along pretty well with the rest of the family.


As true now, as it was when I first read it: painted on the wall of an aircraft machineshop; many years ago.

 

[rtbcomp]

The Father of Success is-- on invalidity benefit.
The Mother of Success is-- on the game and child benefit.
The Oldest Son is-- in prison.
Some of the Elder Boys are-- Drug dealers, TWOCers, Hoodies, Layabouts.
The Oldest Daughter is-- apprentice to mum.
Some of the Sisters are-- alchoholics, pregnant, on Job Seekers Allowance, all different colours.
The Baby is-- Passport to a bigger, free, house.

Get acquainted with the "System" and you will be able to get along pretty well with the rest of the family.

 

[Debs.]

The Father of Success is-- on invalidity benefit.
The Mother of Success is-- on the game and child benefit.
The Oldest Son is-- in prison.
Some of the Elder Boys are-- Drug dealers, TWOCers, Hoodies, Layabouts.
The Oldest Daughter is-- apprentice to mum.
Some of the Sisters are-- alchoholics, pregnant, on Job Seekers Allowance, all different colours.
The Baby is-- Passport to a bigger, free, house.

Get acquainted with the "System" and you will be able to get along pretty well with the rest of the family.

Sadly......so oft`true.

There are now very-many whom prefer to watch others 'work' and say how stupid and dirty we are for "working with our hands".....but thankfully, there are still very-many of us whom still 'can and do'.

 

[the snooper]

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Get acquainted with the "Old Man" and we will find you down the pub drunk every night

 

[Omniata]

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you forgot one
Get acquainted with the "Old Man" and we will find you down the pub drunk every night

Beginning to sound like something off "Shameless" lol

 

[MarkMG]

reminds me of, and I expect you've all heard it before:

Let me present The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

 

[weldingscotty803]

reminds me of, and I expect you've all heard it before:

Let me present The Schitt Family

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

lmao

 

[runnach]

quality

 

[Benthosboy]

The Father of Success is-- on invalidity benefit.
The Mother of Success is-- on the game and child benefit.
The Oldest Son is-- in prison.
Some of the Elder Boys are-- Drug dealers, TWOCers, Hoodies, Layabouts.
The Oldest Daughter is-- apprentice to mum.
Some of the Sisters are-- alchoholics, pregnant, on Job Seekers Allowance, all different colours.
The Baby is-- Passport to a bigger, free, house.

Get acquainted with the "System" and you will be able to get along pretty well with the rest of the family.

Having moved to Hull 18 months ago, that seems to sum up the chavscum that make this place what it is

 

[Marty2005]

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Get acquainted with the "Old Man" and we will find you down the pub drunk every night

Whad'ya mean? The old man hasn't been seen for years! And all the kids have got different fathers anyway.

 

[brightspark]

Whad'ya mean? The old man hasn't been seen for years! And all the kids have got different fathers anyway.

i got a callout one night the 6 kids were waching me fix the fusebox just appned to say to one of em is them ya friends round for a sleepover. one youngster replied no there me brothers and sisters none of em looked l;ike each other . bet they got securicor to deliver the benefits as well bet u cant guess what mums pleasure was

 

[the snooper]

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