Very slightly off topic, but there was a bloke near me doing the same thing on a wholesale scale. He had a plant of some sort that he'd made up with a big chimney. It would regularly catch fire, so each time he'd make it a little taller. Eventually it was huge, and this roused the suspicion of the ministry, so they set up an observation post up the top of a hill a mile or so away. They some sort of high powered spy scope thing that could clearly read the meters on his tanks, so they were able to accurately calculate how much red went in and how much white came out! The daft sod was completely banged to rights without a leg to stand on!
I think he's probably out by now!
if knurling helped they would do it to start off with. a decent belt with dressing applied wont slip. they have worked for years
Well that's one tin that won't be staying in the workshop, (to save explaining to mates)
But I'll remember where she keeps it.
you can always invest in a jar of marmalade... Yeah, ask me how I know