good deed done for the day

[F.J.]

I was driving down the road when a woman standing at a bus stop just fell like a plank of wood face first into the road! No one even attempted to go near her with people even turning their backs to pretend they hadnt seen!. I stopped in the middle of the road and ran over to find that she was absolutely rat arsed with beer spilt all down her and a tesco bag full of Kestral super. As I helped her up she took a swing at me and blurbed at me that she would take my head off if I took her beer from her! I just sat her down, laughed at her and drove off