bigegg
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I'm rubbish at it.
I was (in) famous at one place I worked for killing a plastic plant someone bought me for a joke. (Left it near the window/radiator, it went brown and melted/wilted).
So I thought I'd have a go again.
68mm square plastic downspout.

Heat ends and fold to seal ends:

Drill 2" holes @ 4.5" centres

Pipe insulation (22mm x13mm) cut into 1"(ish) discs, and inserted in holes.

Fasten to windowsill:

The idea is that you fill the tube about halfway with water+ (weak) liquid fertilizer.
The foam supports one seedling (which is held in place with a small offcut of foam initially.
Then ignore it except to top up with feed every month or so.
No soil.
No weeding.
Can be done inside/outside depending on what I want to grow.
And because it's "perfect" growing conditions, it's difficult to get wrong.
Watering can be automated with a small pond pump and a sump.
And growing season can be extended by using daylight LED lamps.
Apparently, something very similar is used to grow weeds? Dunno why anyone would want to do that...
Except dandelions and speedwell. i think they're very pretty. For weeds
I was (in) famous at one place I worked for killing a plastic plant someone bought me for a joke. (Left it near the window/radiator, it went brown and melted/wilted).
So I thought I'd have a go again.
68mm square plastic downspout.

Heat ends and fold to seal ends:

Drill 2" holes @ 4.5" centres

Pipe insulation (22mm x13mm) cut into 1"(ish) discs, and inserted in holes.

Fasten to windowsill:

The idea is that you fill the tube about halfway with water+ (weak) liquid fertilizer.
The foam supports one seedling (which is held in place with a small offcut of foam initially.
Then ignore it except to top up with feed every month or so.
No soil.
No weeding.
Can be done inside/outside depending on what I want to grow.
And because it's "perfect" growing conditions, it's difficult to get wrong.
Watering can be automated with a small pond pump and a sump.
And growing season can be extended by using daylight LED lamps.
Apparently, something very similar is used to grow weeds? Dunno why anyone would want to do that...
Except dandelions and speedwell. i think they're very pretty. For weeds