Where do you start?? This person who did this should put his welder and all his tools in a box and sell them off so he can't do any more of this type of work, he is a danger to himself and others, he obviously can't see that there is anything wrong with his "work". Some people should not be let loose near power tools.
I think there is a "Darwin Award" waiting for his name to be put on it!! For those who don't know what a Darwin Award is, check out http://www.darwinawards.com/
youve seen those home made welders in india i bet this was done with one and the guy that did it will be fitting it to a lada so it wont be out of place after all