disposing of a body

[naughtyboy]

eldest son as just wound our lass up over tea.
said it tasted odd and funny, then asked if she had put the right ingredients in.
everyone else as polished it off and we are fighting over the seconds thats left in pan.

question is how do i dispose of no1 sons body when our lass as finished with him?

oh and rest of family even the dogs have moved away from him

 

[Justme]

everyone else as polished it off and we are fighting over the seconds thats left in pan.

question is how do i dispose of no1 sons body when our lass as finished with him?

I think you have answered your own question.

Should make enough meals for a week or two.

 

[pedrobedro]

As they say, a friend will help you move house but a good friend will help you move a body.

 

[madkayaker]

Leave it in a landrover and a cat will deal with it (for that to make seance you need to be on Facebook and see the post on the military vehicle club on Saturday)

 

[Shox Dr]

No needfor the cat. The landy will be nicked soon enough

 

[madkayaker]

Well they do normally smell as if something has died in them so perfect cover

 

[langy]

feed to the pigs

 

[naughtyboy]

feed to the pigs

suggested that to swmbo and she asked if that was canniblism?
not sure what she is trying to say about us

 

[Wallace]

feed to the pigs

Owned by an 'orrible @#%$ !!

 

[Hitch]

We used to do a lot of work at a local (mainly 30 month/fallen stock) incineration plant.

One of the lads decided the best way to dispose of the boss's body, was to cut it up, and then stuff it up a dead cows backside, through the mincer, and into the incinerator

 

[madkayaker]

He didn't get away with it I take it?

 

[slim_boy_fat]

Lay a new patio.........

 

[naughtyboy]

Lay a new patio.........

saving that for when my girls are old enough for boyfriends at about 40 yrs old

 

[the snooper]

kill 2 birds with one stone fabricate a steel coffin, if youve gotta do it you may aswell get some welding practice in

 

[Robotstar5]

kill 2 birds with one stone fabricate a steel coffin, if youve gotta do it you may aswell get some welding practice in

Probably need to get it galvanised if you're going to bury it though

 

[the snooper]

Probably need to get it galvanised if you're going to bury it though

i think the galvanisers may ask a question or 2

 

[Wallace]

Burgers and sausages are a good way of disposing of unwanted meat.

 

[octo0072000]

Burgers and sausages are a good way of disposing of unwanted meat.

you have seen the Irish horse meat in burgers then i presume

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ireland-horse-dna-found-beef-burgers-203106586.html

 

[normspanners]

How not to do it!!

A guy John Perry in kinnerton near me a good few years ago, killed his wife cut her up and cooked her, one of my mates , who I used to work with on the door of the local club,was an ex butcher, but in his day job he used to work with this guy from kinnerton, at an aerospace factory, my mate nearly got roped in by the police,but ended up being a witness, because he had given advise on butchery to this guy during tea breaks etc, how to drain, skin, gut etc what knives to use etc and what to do with the brain, my mate told him sheeps brain was a delicesy, boiled with salt --------they never found her brain !
http://www.thesudburystar.com/2012/10/27/max-haines-desperate-solution

 

[outofthefire]

Owned by an 'orrible @#%$ !!

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".